So there I was on Sunday.
Going all the way, so to
speak.
The middle pages alone were
worth the 40p.
As if the pictures weren’t
enough, the text mentioned
sex kitten, prancing & underwear
and coming up.
It was prancing in my underwear
just looking at those pics!
I should’ve used a sock.
Should have.
Being Wise after the event.
Oh well, you have to learn some way
as they say, and I learnt that
a) It feels good and
b) It had dried up by next morning.
Apparently Kirsten O’Brien has remarked
something about a sock coming in handy…
Hmmm… Since it dries up anyway…
Erm… Oh! I see.
It comes in handy when you’re not
home alone!(?)
This was soon to be the case, as I repeated
on Monday, after finishing my home work.
By this time it was already February, making
Rochelle Wiseman the only girl I had a wank over
in January.
She won January 2010 by 1 point.
January 2010:
31 January
1 Rochelle Wiseman 1
She added another on Tuesday, to get a
hattrick.
Yesterday a second girl made it to the list,
as I Bamzookied Gemma Mia Hunt.
February
1 February
1 Rochelle Wiseman 2
2 February
1 Rochelle Wiseman 3
3 February
1 Rochelle Wiseman 3
2 Gemma Hunt 1
Sock # 1 (3)
Rochelle Wiseman 2
Gemma Hunt 1
Rochelle Wiseman
Hattrick in 3 days + 4½ hours