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{January 22, 2012}
Masters – The Final
Robertson
905 points
122 reds
8 yellows
9 greens
11 browns
19 blues
27 pinks
59 blacks
122 reds 133 colours
Ave Colour Blue .6
3.5 points/ball
2.4 points/shot
8 points/turn
28.28 points/point(s) scoring turn
27 sec/363 shots
3.2 shots/turn
91% pot success
7×50
Centuries 103,101
112 turns, of which 32 point(s) scoring
Murphy
745 points
102 reds
7 yellows
6 greens
3 browns
17 blues
15 pinks
55 blacks
102 reds 103 colours
Ave Colour Blue .8
3.6 points/ball
2.4 points/shot
7 points/turn
27.59 points/point(s) scoring turn
24 sec/309 shots
2.9 shots/turn
89% pot success
5×50
Century 102
105 turns, of which 27 point(s) scoring
65 Penalty Points
Table Time: 57/43
Match Time: 4h 43m 20s
Bubble Break Score:
54004-37877
16,127
Frame Scores:
61-57 30-93 7-116 120-6 74-37 25-60 72-0 72-48 21-79 101-32 57-14 80-9 76-23 0-85 0-86 109-0
Aggr: 118 123 123 126 111 85 72 120 100 133 71 89 99 85 86 109
Min 71 Max 133 Ave 103
Winning margin: Smallest 4 points, Biggest 109, first and last frames
Frame Duration:
23:50 20:53 15:36 14:5 23:1 27:58 10:44 25:40 14:51 14:32 26:26 18:59 13:25 8:31 10:48 14:1
Min 8 min 31
Max 27 min 58
Ave 17min 1 sec
{January 20, 2012}
Masters Williams v Robertson
Williams
464 points
73 reds
1 yellow
1 green
n0 browns
16 blues
11 pinks
33 blacks
73 Reds 62 Colours
2.0 Points Per Shot
20 sec/222 shots
87% pot success
3 50 breaks
88 turns of which 23 point(s) scoring
Ave 5.27 Points Scoring Only 20.1
hi break 78
Robertson
500 points
66 reds
8 yellow
5 green
5 browns
16 blues
15 pinks
28 blacks
66 Reds 77 Colours
2.2 Points Per Shot
26 sec/227 shots
89% pot success
3 50 breaks
88 turns of which 21 point(s) scoring
Ave 5.68 Points Scoring Only 23.8
hi break 119
25 penalty points
Match time: 2h 35min 4sec
Table Time: 43/57
Bubble Break Scoring
(interval 7493-11194)
22410-31490
Frame Times:
40:20 6:9 23:2 14:11 16:2 13:12 14:4 12:0 16:4 19:0
Longest 40 min 20 Fastest 6 min 9 Ave 15 min 5.4 sec
Frame Scores:
44-45 78-0 42-51 9-95 31-81 72-1 72-30 20-119 90-12 6-66
Aggr: 89 78 93 104 112 73 102 139 102 72
Max 139 Min 72 Ave 96.4
{January 19, 2012}
Masters Trump v O’Sullivan
Trump
505 points
63 reds
6 yellows
10 greens
6 browns
13 blues
16 pinks
30 blacks
18 sec/186 shots
92% pot success
4 50 breaks
44 turns, of which 13 point(s) scoring
O’Sullivan
392 points
55 reds
2 yellows
3 greens
1 browns
18 blues
9 pinks
25 blacks
17 sec/154 shots
90% pot success
3 50 breaks
42 turns, of which 10 point(s) scoring
Table Time: 56/44
Match Time: 1h 39m 41sec
4 Penalty Points
Bubble Break Score:
38258-31059
Frame Times: Fast 7 min 51 sec
Long 27 min 50 sec Ave 12 min 30 sec
Frame Scores Aggr: 97 100 127 140 84 88 141 120
Min 84 Max 141 Ave 112
{January 16, 2012}
Masters Trump v Bingham
Trump
657 points
89 reds
9 yellows
8 greens
8 browns
23 blues
13 pinks
41 blacks
18 sec/253 shots
92% pot success
4 50 breaks
Centuries: 107 121
65 turns, of which 20 point(s) scoring
Bingham
338 points
43 reds
6 yellows
4 greens
4 browns
10 blues
9 pinks
18 blacks
20 sec/152 shots
83% pot success
2 50 breaks
Hi Break: 73
60 turns, of which 14 point(s) scoring
Bubble Break Score:
49863 14319
Table Time 60/40
Match Time: 2 h 4 min 16 sec
39 penalty points
Ave Frame: 13 min (-ish)
Frame Scores:
Aggr: 87 117 109 119 110 87 123 121
122
Min 87 (2) Max 123 Ave 110.5
{January 15, 2012}
Masters: Ding – O’Sullivan
Ding:
428 points
57 reds
6 yellows
7 greens
4 browns
17 blues
22 pinks
15 blacks
21 sec/171 shots
93% pot success
2 50 breaks
45 turns, of which 15 point(s) scoring
Hi Break: 59
O’Sullivan:
626 points
87 reds
4 yellows
6 greens
4 browns
14 blues
15 pinks
47 blacks
18 sec/222 shots
91% pot success
4 50 breaks
46 turns, of which 19 point(s) scoring
Hi Break: 125
Table Time: 48/52
Match Time: 2h6m10sec
8 penalty points
Bubble Break Score: 16695 – 37466
Aggr Scores: Min 76 Max 126
Ave 105
Frame Times: Longest 15 min 17 sec Fastest 6 min 20 sec
Ave 12 min 10 sec
{January 8, 2012}
PTC 12 Maguire – Perry
Maguire
418 points
56 reds
4 yellows
3 greens
3 browns
17 blues
11 pinks
26 blacks
22 sec/142 shots
94% pot success
4 50 breaks
Hi Break: 105
21 turns of which 8 point(s) scoring
Perry
184 points
28 reds
1 yellow
1 green
0 browns
3 blues
4 pinks
16 blacks
20 sec/74 shots
95% pot success
2 50 breaks
Hi Break: 75
20 turns of which 8 point(s) scoring
Table Time: 67/33
Bubble Break Score: 32083-10342
Match Time: 82mins
105-0 77-0 37-68 93-23 8-91 98-2
602
Agg frame points: min 77 max 116
Ave frame points: 100
13 min 40 sec ave
{December 31, 2011}
Masturmind: Sonali’s chosen subject
Sonali, your time of your chosen
subject starts…
(sigh…)
NOW!!!
His first ever wank over a college
girl. What was her name?
Regina *******.*
*Censored for privacy reasons.
His best mate at school?
Eric *****.*
*As above.
When he got caught by his mom, who
was he wanking over?
Maureen Flannigan, Out of this World.
What used to be his nick name in
school and why?
Skeleton, because he was so skinny.
During his first visit to London, at
what hotel did he stay?
Blakemore Hotel.
He bought a cd of which north London
band and aboriginee?
That’d be Warm Jets and Rolf Harris.
Where was he stationed while serving
his army duty?
Seedorf, Germany.
What song did really catch his… ear
while there?
Aloha Heja He by Achim Reichel.
What brand is his telly?
LG.
What underwear is he wearing?
Neilsson.
Who did he bump in to at Tower Records?
Björk.
What was the name of that combined
school he went to and where was it?
Gelre Gülick in Echt.
Who used to be his favourite VJ’s on
MTV?
Kicki Berg & Ulrika Ericsson.
What song did he come across while he was
locked up, that got a special meaning?
Tune to the music by Sad… Status Quo.
How did he do at his driving test?
Beep beep beep…
{December 31, 2011}
Masturmind: Dave’s chosen subject
Dave, your time is up on
your chosen subject, Sonali Shah, starts…
NOW!!!
What does Shah mean?
Queen.
What does Sonali mean?
Silver.
What’s Sonali’s mother called?
Susanda.
Where was Sonali born?
In… Sorry, where… ?
What footie club does she support?
Reading.
What does she prefer: Night or Day?
She prefers the dark so, night.
How many pets does she have?
Goldfish… Cat… Mouse… Hamster…
collection of spiders… erm… (counts
on fingers) 8.
What’s Sonali’s browser?
Safari.
What’s Sonali’s favourite colour?
Yellow.
What’s her favourite food?
Curry wurst.
Her favourite ice cream flavour?
Chip shop mint… ship chop mint…
Who’s her favourite artist?
Janet Jackson.
What video was Sonali in?
Cornershop’s Brimfull of Asha… 45.
What does she think of you AND WHY!!?
There’s a lot of shaka’s out there but
she thinks I’m da kulast one, cause
of her ranking up 4 titles…
Beep… beep… beep…
{December 31, 2011}
December 2011
Hazel Irvine 14
Sophie Raworth 10
Louise Nurding 8
Evelin König 5
Hayley Cutts 5
Fatma Mittler Solak 4
Leah Gooding 4
Brenda Verkammen 4
Katharina Gast 4
Fiona Bruce 4
Helen Skelton 3
Laura Tobin 3
Gemma Hunt 3
Anita Rani 3
Gabby Logan 3
Naomi Wilkinson 2
NewsRound Nel 2
Linda de Win 2
Noelle Beck 2
Victoria Hollins 2
Carol Kirkwood 2
Susannah Reid 2
Sian Williams 2
Kate Humble 2
Michaela Strachan 2
Mareile Hoeppner 1
Ilse van Hoecke 1
Ellie Crisell 1
Euro 2012 draw Lady 1
Shannon Murray 1
Seema Parmar 1
Ellie Harrison 1
Traffic Reporter 1
Katherine Carpenter 1
Louise Minchin 1
Cerrie Burnell 1
Julia Bradbury 1
Curly/ginger sign interpreter 1
My fave sign interpreter 1
Alice Bhandhukravi 1
Aleesh 1
Nina Ridge 1
{December 22, 2011}
6 years ago today…
Walking through Maastricht,
returning some dvds to the
videostore, when suddenly…
I saw it.
Finally… REAL internet on yer
mobile, it said.
Internet! I… enthused?
Could she help me?
[picture not available]
About this device…
Yes, she could.
About half an hour later…
No, this is not a ‘half hour-joke’.
Although she’d be worth it!
Getting home, excited about, no
doubt, my exploring the internet.
Walking through the rain, posting a
letter, getting some magazines,
the number declining more and more
courtesy of my new Multiple Digital
Assistent.
t-mobile home
to kick things off, then surfing and
searching, it returning search results
for all my search terms.
After about 10 days, it malfunctioned,
but after a while, I was able to do a
hard reset – the first of many, as it would
turn out.
Then, my storage card crashing.
My first Gmail account, first WordPress account…
The latter really ImPressed me.
Then, booking my trip to London,
after nearly missing the ship, booking
the first hotel online.
Internet banking.
And all, with the same device.
It’s been worth its money a couple
of times over.
If someone’d £10,000,000 in my bank
account…
Several accounts followed, I lost count
in fact.
Yes, I have deteriorated a lot since
that day, 6 years ago, but none of it
due to this MDA VARIO.
But that’s, perhaps, for yet another blog.
