Wankable Celebrities











{September 29, 2007}   supa-day

rain, but the sun..
sugababes AGAIN.

but hey, how about that helen on sportsround?
gret looks!
the big one? how she knows?
she’ll be back at the finish..
better go time it..
and there she is..
quick, no idea how long the report lasts!

yamm, thanks helen.
the bath’s for later now, with da supababes…..



{September 25, 2007}   blue p*nts

bbc’s breakfast’s also very wankable with sian williams and a sporty weathery louise!

well, you can’t do it over all those wankable celebs.. there’s simply too many!

cheryl cole said something like picking up dirty underwear when married..
so it builds up when you’re “loaded”, and your pants go all blue! (as the rumour goes)
so cheryl “blue pants” ,picked up any of those?

so when it builds up, there’s always blue (fittingly eh) peter to turn on.. to

here’s one i did it over earlier. (how true btw)

twice in fact, although the second time they were captured in one shot, with those skirts.

really?
yes, girlfriend’s out with her friends.
(although i needen’t mention it every time)



{September 23, 2007}   sus-day

so with no early morning suzi on motoGP, it’s breakfast..
susanna
but as luck would have it, my girlfriend wakes up!
(d*mm it)

later me girlfriend’s out, jogging, so i catch a glimpse of amanda on something for the wan.. weekend

girlfriend’s back..
so amanda’s something i can forget



{September 22, 2007}   superbabes!

the sun today,
having a go at those sugababes.
had one over all three mind, not three times..



{September 21, 2007}   woah!(?)

well, how’s that!?
watching this erm news thing for youths, for sonali, remember?
yes, that’s sonali and not like solani as i wrote earlier.
she’s presenting the programme and my girlfriend comes in.
(who i keep to, partly because all you wankable celebrities make it so easy(the other thing i believe’s called love))
oh, it’s not ellie doing newsround?!
(no!!)
ellie?
yes, ellie crisell!
nope.
(crisis more like, cause i can’t do it now my girl’s here!)
sonali is lovely too, isn’t she?
YEA-AH!!
(i thought about pocket-stimulation, but the programme’s already near it’s end)
next i know she’s hugging me, like she does when she feel’s like bathing together.
chance gone, for today, but really funny how i wrote about how i wish her the main presenter, and she’s doing it!
i don’t really feel like bathing with me girlfriend.. well usually it’s fun, but not today.
no, she not on it, but i want her to go first, so i can watch some more sonicy.. sonali!

recap: so she’s doing the programme, glimpse of her behind when she turns to this other presenter
then there’s a bit more on show shortly, getting covered by a pitch.
pushing my luck.. she might also do a report on school-toilets! (sitting on one)

i could stay in the bath a bit longer, couldn’t i?!



{September 21, 2007}   woah!!!

watched the bbc’s breakfast this morning with that yammy sarah campbell.
nice one, i thought, not knowing what was to come.
the news for teens on bbc, can see why!
there’s this girl like solani or something.. but so short on the screen!
(wish she was the main presenter)
she’s hot!

oh well, gonna wank.. watch out for here!
sure hope she’s on screen longer, though!

so, this morning on breakfast, always wankable with susannah, but not today.
i’ve got to save it for this solani girl!



et cetera