today had one over ellie again
apparently she is the book shakers favourite..
surprises me, since she is..
some points (wanks) behind

then i see mel c on the one show..
yeah, she’ll be the one..
i turn to you..
when i’m really desperate
but seriously she is quite hot
it turns so blue..
probably not the most wankable spice
victoria.. emma bunton yammmmm

later found tina o’brien in the news of the world
(must have been) loads of sinners in the fifties then
she must be one of,if not the most wankable girl like.. ever

ellie, as wanky as ever..
but, girlfriend’s home
laura not as wankable as yesterday..
but..
holding a banana.. holding it there! moving my hand..
and my girlfriend goes like
-yeah, you guys do that!
?
i was flabbergasted!
-oh yeah?
-i’mmm pretty certain
ahem, wait!
-over her, you think?
-myeah(?), could well be..
-so you think i might do it over her?
-dunno, i’m not here then, am i?!
-erm..
.. .. ..
ellie is ALWAYS smiling (even if she wears them(-no, i don’t use that brand))
she finds you in the bath doing it, she just smiles
you continue, she keeps smiling
you come up with an excuse, she laughs at you..
you look at her (while doing it).. she smiles..
i wonder what she’ll do if you hold her arm and she pees her pants..

having some over that girls aloud sugababes thing..
that’s 8! girls..
wankable girls!
very wan..
suddenly..
hand to brain
-hold on, i’m holding something sticky suddenly..
brain to hand
-stick you mean
you have a stick in your hand
-no, sticky, gluey, yukki..
-hold on hand, we’ll sort this out..
..
-erm brain..
-busy
-it’s foot here
-what’s the matter foot?
-did hand say sticky?
-yes.. probably meant stick
-brain, i might have it wrong but.. well, did you put a sock on it?
-BRILLIANT, that’s it foot
how did you come up with that?
erm.. nevermind..

yesterday zoe salmon was rolling that branch between her hands and i thought..
great way to try doing it..
probably over her!
in the bath, when she wanks.. walks in!
-honestly, i was trying to make a fire
ellie, wankable as nearly always (..)
girlfriend’s home..
also on monday, christine bleakley, and adrian chiles.. i mean, the other presenter tied to the chair!
great christine, we’ll do that to you..
-i’ve gotta pee
she goes
yeah, goes.. in her pants!
or becky jago.. susanna reid.. helen skelton..(her challenge!)
although, she would pee her pants, cause otherwise there might be bits on show..
i might lose control anyway..
in fact i would disqualify all the others
or fearne cotton.. ellie crisell.. laura jones..

fantasy..
if you were a girl for a day, what would you choose?
peeing, sex, preggers, try tampons, or even choose one of “those days”
being a girl, “that time of the month”?
maybe wear those, that apparently give you loads of confidence
now my girlfriend’s told me that red flag thing i must admit it turns me on a bit
like knowing and keep quite
like sharing a secret with her
don’t you ever feel like that?

i woud probably wanna pee on trafalgar square
famous.. but like at night, with the lights, TOURISTS..
make that LOADS OF TOURISTS!
or pee in public, as a dare or while being with mates of both sexes

i know what i would do.. or try
i would go for a pee, with a guy in the bath../shower..
he’s getting aroused by the whisthling, i go splashing..
while having a look around..
t.p. .. oh look, i rather use that!
he’s close to losing it..
i would wipe, dab..
then have a good squeeze
he’s started, so i’ll let him finish
-guys like you, i turn my back on them
while turning round
he’s so near..
turning back..
probably grab those boobs
he’s got that.. thing to grab
all this while being in my underw.. lingery.. definitely underwear, and probably on my period, or at least wearing tampons, so that a string could appear when wiping..
he would be keeping to his girl, he was sleeping over or something..
and wanking over me!
oh, and when those funny faces would appear? i would definitely have a look

after this dream cum true..
after this experience i would definitely go for it myself!
laying in my bed, still dry..
one.. two fingers..
think back to the bathroom adventure..

next morning he thinks i peed the bed!
what does he know..

definitely worth repeating, but hey..
i’m only a wankable girl for one day!
shame
really

or is it?
girls don’t have it easy, i know..
i just found out
i was a girl for a day
might even have been a wankable one

i might have been a girl like ellie crisell, thalia pellegrini, riz lateef, nina hossain, helen skelton or even.. the girl next door..

today i was doing it over amanda hamilton and my girlfriend comes home (jogging)
shame, i thought, chance gone
but then i thought, with the sock still there..
get her back!
so she comes in and i go like..
that’s an accident for hamilton!
my girlfriend says she’s not buying it..
i take it one step further!
no, i meant I had an accident..
over AMANDA hamilton!
is she thinking i really had?
i didn’t buy it either, you know, with that red flag thing last week..
-that wasn’t intended for you
(and she explained(which in turn explained the dramatic decrease in chocs))
still, she must be
-going somewhere
but not before mentioning
-you can have it over suzi..
great, i have a girlfriend who doesn’t mind!
suzi,very wankable indeed, i first thought of doing it over keeley from yesterday’s sun
especially that skirt!!
hadn’t seen suzi in a while, mind!
she wouldn’t.. you know, red flag?

don’t know if it should be a turn on or turn off
susanna reid (reid flag) would probably be a turn on, riz lateef, whose favourite colour is white, except perhaps when.. you guessed it
she wears a lot of white doesn’t she?
helen yes, turn on
girls aloud, especially nicola
sugababes..
nikki & tina from corrie
cavegirl

oh and while on the subject
they say childrens presenters have it easy..
turn on..
i mean they’re more mature then those people that don’t tell they’re daughters (about that), but think THEY are SO mature..
they’re pretty good and oh..
some are very wankable too
on or off it

shaky start today
but timed it right..
she shakes the bottle..
she didn’t bottle it!
guess what i shaked/shook

my girlfriend’s asked me what grand prix i’m gonna watch
i say
-no red flag?
-think not
for some reason she giggles..
surely she doesn’t think i bought that last week?

s.o.s or super one show..
terrible, isn’t it?
or s.h.o.p: seriously hot one-show presenter (christine that is)
or w.o.m.b: wank over me boy(s)
or t.w.o t.o.t.e: twice wanked over that one-show this evening..
s.t.i.n.t: seriously though, it’s not tops
or that m.o.m of 3 susanna reid: masturbate over me

i’m so lucky!
i was @ trafalgar square.. and so was SARAH CAMPBELL!!
YAMM!! she looks every bit as gorge.. yammy as on the telly..
but.. how much make up does she have on?.. ahem
took a picture of her
well, of her behind, or like a bit sideways.. yamm!
nobody suspicious, with all those tourists..
her other.. assetts? are shown enough as she is on screen
as well as taking a picture just pocket stimulated, but only for a moment.. just like taking something out of your pocket..
you would probably be getting away with it..
(last time i checked 2 votes for susanna reid)

today bought a daily star with lucy pinder
i just needed to have one over her, i thought
i love lucy? well, not today!
today it’s more like i lust (for) lucy.. although 4?
so, with my girlfriend’s now magazine from a week ago or so i’m headed for the bathroom..
KEISHA from the sugababes..
Now? Wow more like!!
so now (..), i’m thinking who i choose..
well, both, i think and leave now, the magazine lie on it’s cover with keisha facing me,
and lucy pin-ned on the wall..
maybe it would be better to put keisha up here as well.. it keeps falling over..
so i hold it in my right hand..
i honestly don’t know.. keisha or lucy..
is that hair or dark underwear?
keisha-a-ah..
keisha’s point is added to the sugababes total
for lucy i think it’s a first ever
so now just erm.. flush the icing suga..
and the piece of toiletpaper, which my girlfriend so often leaves there.. why is she so desperate to let me know she wipes?
i don’t leave it there, to let her know i have done THAT..
oh really, it’s different?
or maybe i should..

talking of lucy pinder..
ellie’s boobs were pretty much.. well there

earlier, we watched newsround and it says sweet dreams and i’m like
-wet dream, more like
-you would know, my girlfriend replies..(!)(?)

shortly after she goes out, with her girly mates