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{November 30, 2007}   holly day

going on holly day saturday
night boat to holland
madness
until next saturday!
so, that’s for updates
holly day.. now, how does she look? i’ll check her out for ya



{November 30, 2007}   h ell

ellie and helen shared it today on newsround..
hesitating over ellie, but helen made it easy!(!!!!)

getting caught by your mom you would just continue, wouldn’t you..?/!
yes.. ohhh helen..!

hel done, but i HAVE used that
mmm..
skel-ful, that lass



{November 30, 2007}   wanking proverbs

-one stroke doesn’t make a wank
-one wank doesn’t make ya wankable
-i could think of you (when i have a a)bath b)shower)
-does my bum look BIG in this?
no.. but WANKABLE!



{November 30, 2007}   queen susanna

today had it twice over susanna
wow was she hot..
or is it, that i missed her last wee-kend?
probably in the black for not being wanked over last weekend..
no, there’s lot’s of others doing it over you susanna!
http://fantasyfooty.peem.co.uk/b/Susanna+Reid

okay, so who got the title of wank of the year 2007?
you voted for fearne

while updating the ranking i noticed she had her fiftieth!
congratulations susanna..
no, not on yer birthday!
on your fiftieth wank

they had roger taylor from queen in @ breakfast, that’s where the title is inspired from..
not that you need it as susanna is sooooo inspirational



{November 29, 2007}   even more polls

here are some more polls
who would you rather see having a pee in public?

which celebrity’s pee would you drink?



{November 29, 2007}   so near..

sonali was so near today..
but..
yesterday i mentioned that she is apparently preg.. an actress?
great!
-someone ever told you they could have a wank over you?
-noo..
-(interupting)well, anyway, they must have lied..
cause like.. it would be more than ONE!
-oh..
(..)

(director)stop!

no sonali..
you go like posing! turn your back on him or so..
like: you try to wind me up or something? well i get ya!



{November 28, 2007}   two ell and back

just caught sonali this morning..

had it AGAIN over ellie..

the championship is wide open, susanna for example just two behind..
great behind her..



{November 27, 2007}   ellie p.reggers

going to eat out with my girlfriend today..
pick her her mates place

had one over ellie, see what christine is like
just time to have a shower..
NO.. not from her!
although..
she better not offer it to me!

well, got some time then..
we have not had much time together recently



{November 26, 2007}   Hi Randy,

Thanks for your enquiry.

I think that it IS actually wanking OVER, but masturbating TO.
For some reason.

I think you might be confused with being on IT, rather than “her days”.

For someone with a question like that, I must say, there were very few spelling-mistakes!

Although the x could be too personal.

Cindy



{November 26, 2007}   tori spelling?

Dear Spelling Commission,

Dare I ask you?
Yes, I dare.

I’m a guy and before we go any further, yes, that’s guy with a U..

How is it officially spelled?
I could wank over you, or I could wank to you?
I could imagine a girl not being happy to hear someone could wank OVER her!

While being on the subject:
My girlfriend (more than) once told me “being on her days”.
Wouldn’t it be better to say ” going through her days”?

Than x,

Randy W.



et cetera