well, with the girlfriend at her mates’, coming here later, i thought to set helen one last challenge (c helen’sh)..
having it thrice, three times in record time
so helen’s had three more added to her total, but @ 9 minutes 56 secs didn’t get the record
yeah sounds good eh, helen and secs in the same sentence doesn’t it?

phew, i can’t do.. don’t need it for a while..
which is good, because i want to quit!
well, see how it goes

yesterday i had it over ellie, visiting the newsround website..
just see if there’s any news on ellie..
oh well, felt a bit guilty about that thing i wrote about her clothing adviser and how they tried a with a different one..
SORRY!!
(surely they don’t read this)

missed susanna a couple of times..
don’t know if her shift/scheme changed..
this morning it was louise minchin on breakfast,
who i saw somewhere recently, gorgeous!
oh and.. did ya see that news thing!
bit of history, angela rippon, fiona short-skirt bruce,
isobel lang(!)..
she’s hot!

yesterday had one over helen skelton again, like on Friday..
when i had one over sandra bullock as well!
while my girlfriend was sleeping..
i mean while she was acting..
while i was ..
so close, helen..
couldn’t lizzie have got preggers a LITTLE earlier?
..

sonali’s great looks make her worthy of the title wankable personality of the year
who misses out on susanna reid or helen skelton might well do it over her
also, with all the different cultures in the country, she’s a welcome example of how to live together
in the country she originates from sonali means gold, apparently or something alike..
need i say more?
erm.. shower..(?)
okay, so you might not find her wankable enough..
or you do, but don’t take it any further..
but it might just be a hint that her name is in the title
wankable perSONALIty of the year..

on our holiday there was something on tv called as the world turns
so i went surfing and found a bit about it
this gal plays in atwt
check her out!!!!!!!!!

emma watson’s second was my 2.500th wank
(if i counted correctly)
that in just over 10 years 250 a year (ave.)
pretty bad eh?

there were some interesting events over those 2500 wanks
like the time getting caught by me mom..
when s club 7 did that thing for children in need?
when tina sat down on this guys lap..
i knew it was not gonna last very long..
in fact i was so focused i didn’t notice me mom had opened the door (a bit) and kept.. spying? on me..
in hindsight i think it turned me on
she had come up to say s club were on..
only to find out WHY i liked them so much..

or that time when i was home alone and did it on the bathroom toilet when i noticed that box of tampons..
surely they must be my sister’s!
or that time i did it over a picture of my sister..
she was so hot!
or that accident over fiona bruce, those over bew*tched, s club, sarah cawood, fearne cotton and those 5 over becky there ja go..
oh and laura jones!
or when my sister caught me..
doing it over bew*tched
remarks made by my girlfriend like
-yeah, you guys do that
or that “you can do it over suzi” (perry)
the dutch girl lieke presenter/actress
(great shoot, but i WILL do it some time soon over ya lass/her)
doing it over the girl next door, hearing her pee..
it must be her, she’s the only one home
doing it on the Sunday over jill on the cover of radio times..
well, you know..
doing it to the video of aaliyah where she goes
-stroke it for me..
maybe she was watching..

liz barker in that thing..
these boots are made for walking..
i’ve done it 12 times over that
that don’t impress her much..

when was the last time..
i showed christina milian what i do, when i look @ her..
i played with my … , while … was doing her thing..
vitamin c put a smile on my (funny) face..

so.. you’re a girl and you wonder what it’s like..
well, know that feeling when you FEEL you’ve got to sneeze but.. you don’t?
this.. itchy feeling?
that’s what it’s like.. repeated a few times
then your “nose” starts running
that’s what the tiss.. sock is for

it’s nature’s idea, this getting loaded..
especially fantasizing about susanna reid.. visiting this blog..
now, it becomes very.. sensitive
especially if you don’t have.. it, ocassionally
or you tease yourself..
rebekah teas(e)dale comes to mind!
but repeated teasing may lead to it getting numb, and when you eventually do go, it’s not that great!
although it doesn’t come to that as long as you wankable celebrities will make it easy..
just.. ask the director to have yourself on screen for 30 consecutive seconds, or give a sign, maybe make a fist or say go for it..
ever wondered why guys don’t wipe?
you guessed it
it becomes so sensitive it might..

oh and.. you guys ever wondered why those lasses wipe?
well, just have a pee with no shaking it off, then place it down wards and sit down on it

had my first..
and second! over emma watson yesterday
long time that i have added a second in like 90 minutes or so..
as i was fully loaded.. i had one over lindsey lohan earlier
as my girlfriend probably went to watch it with her mates, because it was about ballet, she came back..
went straight to bed
-yeah, i’ll come in a moment
yeah right.. over sarah cawood!

oh, my preggers girlfriend!
she told me on Friday that she probably was
probably?
oh nice, she’s guessing..
why don’t you first do a test!?
which she did saturday
i got to keep the glass!!!!
i drank to it
NO,NOT HER PEE..
you don’t know what those preggers hormones do to you, do ya
oh yeah erm.. i offered to do the wiping for her but she wouldn’t have it¹

i’m pregnant.. not invalid!

¹she had it before, how else she’d be preggers!?

someone asked nathalie imbruglia about the last time she’d laid naked on the floor
and she answered “that’s for me to know, and (for) you to guess.”
okay.. erm.. 2 hours ago?
well actually i don’t care.
i rather have you STANDING naked while i’m playing..
so you’re not gonna tell us when your last period .. (i’m obsessed or what?)
when you last peed either?
i guess.. erm 5 minutes ago?
asking fergie the same question.. erm, now? (!)
so, erm.. the last time you thought about someone wanking over you?
what? NEVER?
you WHAT? caught someone..
while doing it over you..
not when you caught him..

You’re a girl..
Very attra.. wankable girl..
Then, you become a celebrity.
Your picture in a magazine, appearances on telly..

Holly Willoughby, terrified by it, but she WILL know there’s people doing.. it over her.
Does it really terrrify her?
They know of course.
It would be naive to think that nobody does it over girls aloud, sugababez..
Including if you ARE one of them.
Fearne Cotton knows that some people donate (to children in need) because of her.
10 Quid per time or so..
Yes, there’s so many (wankable) celebrities
They might not do it over the same one, but there it is!
You might be just (to) someone’s taste.
I wonder if any celebrity has ever put a little shampoo in the shower, to “find”, when she went pee, someone’s done it over her?
Or fantasized about posing for someone?
Say or do things to encourage them?
Like gemma hunt when she mentioned willy wonka(?)
She meant of course..
Or when kirsten o’brien apparently found an old sock and said that “you never know when they come in handy”(?()!)
No idea, kirsten..
What would she do?
Make a gesture?
Do it..?
She’ll stop halfway and you’d say.. so where DOES it come in handy? I can do THAT without the (old) sock
she’d be in stitches or learn you a lesson..

Does it influence (affect) them?
Or, as pussycat dolls sing in their hit b**p, “i’m gonna do my thing, while you’re playin’ with ya thing.”
Just reading the news, forecast the weather, sing your song, have your periods..
Hang on!
Which might, or indeed does, add to your appeal, your wankable status.
With this in mind maybe they’re not wankable celebrities but wankable personalities!(?)
They try to have, or make, people doing it over them?
Why are you dressed so.. ho.. se.. wankable today, Susanna? (susanna reid)
Oh well.. I’m just gonna play with my thing while you’re doing your thing..