So you’re talking pants..
What kinda pants Adri.. Mr co-presenter was wearing?
They couldn’t ask what kind of pants Christine was wearing, cause she wasn’t wearing any.
Now.. mine would turn blue sitting next to Christine Bleakley!¹+²
Talking of Christine, which obviously I like³, she’d probably like pants that dry quick.
Christine wondering if she’d wiped last time she peed.
She was laughing that intense.
She did great, though.
She finished the sentence when she clearly was in stitches!
Now then, which ones would girls like..
Pants that absorb well when they’ve been peeing with laughter, they forgot to wipe or indeed if tampons leak.
Talking of which, it would be handy if pads could be placed in them nicely.
Or indeed just to indicate where they are, since they seem to be invisible* these days. Not like good olden days matrass size..
Or disposable paper ones, for ONE time use only.
Now, which ones I like?
“Quick dry” ones. Come in handy when yer girlfriend’s giving ya a lap dance, or today, when going over Christine in them, on purpose.
Talking of her, I like Christine’s pants as well. Or Tina’s, Gemma’s..
I could be a collector.
Although in Christine’s case, I’d like them to be full of p, or ants!
¹ Not blue when put on
² or Tina O’brien, Gemma Hunt, Anne Foy.. back
³ Although I might occasionally fancy a wank over her back
* It says so on the pack back
Not my girlfriend’s brand, apparently.**
** She’s got the “I leave them clear to see for my boyf brand”
