This title referring to the two I had this morning over Liz Fraser.
I just thought who that gorgeous gal was and it reminded me of good Friday nights with live and kicking when it said Liz Fraser.
I went twice over her.
Didn’t ask her though..
That might actually be funny if you’ve seen it.
She asked ME!
Why else dress like that?!

Oh, and one over Helen.
All the other wanky girls have to waite just 4 years.
As opposed to 4 weeks?
Easy..

Yesterday on the ONE show there were these 5 urin-vision..
sorry..
Yesterday there were these five euro-vision hopefulls.
All them them girls, all v. tasty!
So this girls are-on-it.. girls aloud thing comes up again.
There’s five girls.. But there’s only four weeks in a month..
Surely ONE was on it?
And if they weren’t.. Christine was that sixth ONE..?!
Now.. Surely Christine would’ve been on it while being on it.. being on the ONE show..?!
And while being on the subject:
Ever noticed all those horses called Ragtime?!!
(!!!!!!!!)(?????)
Now, if you hadn’t a clue, you know now what this is all about.(?)
Yes, the ONE thing we don’t envy girls for.
Ragtime, the russians, russian Invasion, red flag, auntie whatshername, that time of January, or any month it happens to be..
Except February of course, that usually only has 28 days, ya might just skip that month.
That’s why they (girls) call that “that Feb month”..

Of course, Christine is on so..
well, I’m not complaining but she’s on so often, she must be on it some time.. (?)
Well, she’s not on on wee-kends..
I meant on the telly..
But rumour has it, it’s longer than 2 days..
Well, what do we know eh..
Maybe girls should be more like..
-Erm.. No, not that well today.. ONE of those days..
Gives the “not her day” or “not my day” a whole new meaning doesn’t it..
They don’t need to tell us, do they..
If we wanna know about periods we just buy Woman’s Monthly..

Christine might actually be reading this.. and think: Funny you should be writing this TODAY!!..
Or of course any celebrity could Reid¹.. read this..

¹ PS: Susannah Reid² travelled to HollyWood.. Rumour has it, it ALWAYS travels with ya³.
² Susannah might actually Reid.. read this and think.. Funny you write that NOW!³
³ She might just sigh: How true! or: How *£¢°@/õß true!

How’d ya come up with a title like that?
But more importantly; What’s this piece about?
Well, I’m typing aren’t I and..
I had it twice over Christine..
She deserved @ least 4 today but then, they have guests and stuff.. Erm rubbish?
There’s only ONE thing people watch for and that’s..
Oh, so ya wanna guess, do ya!
a Christine
b Miss Kirkwood
c “Dirty” Harrison
d Adrian
Also available as a guess/vote kinda thing.

Since I titled this.. something to do with typing in the title..
I do a lot of typing on this
blog¹.
Yeah, what else to do with me hands eh?!
Talking of which; Me thumb is better now!
I don’t know of course, but I might do it more often since I started this blog.

Kind of like having a girlfriend³.
Now.. Christine mentioned cheat.. I’d rather keep to me girl, Christine, and you make it so d*mn easy!
-Oh yeah.. I imagine her asking
-..then why’d ya manage only TWO over me?

I already had one over Chanelle Hayes*³ and, like I mentioned above of course they have guests on the ONE show.
-A very welcome guest, they say..
I’m not so sure!

¹might keep me from wanking² back
²even more / from time to time

³which I have*¹ back
*¹no, a real ONE.. one I meant*²
*²why do those end at ³? I for ¹ need more!

*³which might have helped actually! back

Now then.. Jake, Lizo
You know what that means, doncha?
Now, I’m off..
girlfriend’s home soon..
Laura?
Nah, she’s gone.
I’ll go for.. over Chanelle Hayes.
You like that miss Hayes, now doncha?

Weren’t you told never to skip breakfast?
Just caught a bit of it this morning.
Just missed out over having it over Susannah and well.. didn’t over Louise (Minchin)
Just hope to catch newsround, or just have it over BB Chanelle from the daily w*nk Sunday¹..
So, watch this space.

¹Daily Star Sunday I meant of course.. Duh

I missed out on Laura and Ellie Harrison yesterday, but had it over Susannah Reid and this Melanie? girl.
Never had it over Susannah in LA I think!
Laura was real yummy in that skirt, and Ellie Harrison was nice too.
I’d pick up pidgeon seeds from all over her..

Amanda lust.. lost one to the gadget girl..
Need to look for her name!
Amanda outscored her at 3 to 1.
To the gadget girl’s defence it needs to be said that Amanda was on the screen a lot more!
The black and white did it I think..
She might think that there are perverts doing it over her, she got mine, three today!, in black and white!

Missed the ONE over the one show, away with my girlfriend!
Did see that yummy Ellie today though, and if she hadn’t been with me I might have gone over her.. Although, after the 4 yesterday..

On Friday Susannah wasn’t on..
Now, you might think she had a headache, or she got randy by the thought of people doing it over her..
There were those comments about her recently!
Nope, she was interviewing me of course..

Today on breakfast a self confessed w*nker..
-So, Randy.. Is your site auto biographic?
-It’s a blog Susannah!
-I take that as a yes..
-How do you feel, now you’re ON breakfast, and not..
-..watching.. I feel like doing it.. right here, right now..
Especially since I have Christine interviewing me tonight!
Need at least ONE before then!

Just as I thought I wouldn’t get it today, I see Sarah Cawood..
Just have it quickly..

Sarah, who easily would make my ha.. wank bank, said once in an interview that she flirts with anyone.. anything.. guys.. girls.. dogs.. DOGS?
If I were one I would certainly take that invitation!
She doesn’t go down on all four does.. do you, Sarah?
Oh, and while we’re at it it..
You flirt with toilet paper?
Something like
-You’re wondering if I’m read all over? You’ll soon find out..
Oh, so you wipe, huh?!

hmmm.. you’re a great sport, you sarah.. you like to flirt, don’t ya.. you’re a confident lass.. going straight after yer goals.. nobody’d call you names, they wouldn’t dare,or want, cause you’re a people’s person.. they’d probably be too busy tric tracking over ya, anyway.. see something live.. kicking.. baby on the way?

That was a rubbish piece that, live.
I wrote maybe over Laura, and went over her.
Don’t worry, I washed my hands.
Not that it was really necessary, since I alternate socks, so they don’t become so moist.
But I did.
I think the thought of Laura standing at your front door, and you can see her like that..
It would make you pretend to be not at home..
Although, she might go very quickly, so you would be having it in your pants.
No time to prepare and stuff..

Went just once over Christine Red Hot Bleakley, since my girlfriend was in the next room.
Christine looked like unwrapping in that thing!
You pull that thing and the dress falls off!
Bought her some chocolates. (Thornton’s)
She doesn’t know it’s for Valentine’s Day, I’ve got my secrets!
You never know, might have sent a card to my secret pleasure.. (!)

Waiting for newsround..

There it comes..

erm .. maybe over Laura

Just gone over her..

Should have waited for Helen?

Nah, only her face shown.
Now just gonna wash me hands.