Now, after the all the celebrities how about some brain teasers?
The answer’s in there, they tease other parts of the body than celebrities.

You’re in the bath, the hot water makes you relax, which in turn makes certain body parts get bigger.
Thinking of Kate Heavenor might also have something to do with that.
You’re trying to get it down.. sudenly you.. GOT IT
What do you do?
a M*sturbate
b Jump out of the bath, run down the street, nude, yelling
Eureka! Eureka!
( translation:I got it, I got it)
(Nikita: They’ll see! No need to shout.)

Now, you’re watching Sophie McDonnell with your significant other. What do you do?
a Tell her she’s Precious
b Start m*sturbating
c b, but do it 50/50

Susannah Reid’s in the Daily Sport.
You:
a Fancy a wank
b Reid all about it
c Waite till you get home, and go m*sturbating