The Posts Stats post is viewed a lot.
(I’ve visited it!)
Now.. From 62,000+ visitors, 8516 came from wordpress.com/tag/christine-bleakley, but just 11 (ELEVEN)! clicked the wikipedia link..
(So 8,500 visitors came here searching for Christine Bleakley, but only 11 wanted to find out more about her?! What does that tell about your visitors, Rands??)

Yesterday it.. got up, and tbh she looked that hot..
It turned out to be VANESSA MAE!!
Memories of Live and Kicking, in that short skirt.
She playing the violin, me pl..

Today had another top wank over Sophie McDonnell.
(Another top wank? Maybe your body is trying to tell ya something?!! )

Live now, and Helen Willets is on tv.
On what else, since she sure wouldn’t be on her period.. BEING PREGNANT!

Now, the nicotine shortage makes me come up with the craziest ideas.
(Are you sure it’s (the) nicotine shortage? Since you’re a GUY.. )
Not funny at all, Nikita.

A visitor wank rank, where visitors decide the wank rank.
This came about because there’s a lot of celebs that are just national.. something.
(Good idea, Rands!)
A cup comp., where the one I go over gets through.
(But what if you go over both, like Helen and Sonali on NewsRound? Draw? Rematch?)
Ha, go over both? In one edition of NewsRound?!
You must be kidding! But then, since you’re a gal..
Talking of which..
Since I haven’t met you yet..
Are you any wankable?
(Ah yes.. tell me!)
Tell you what?
(Wether I’m wankable)
But I’ve not met you, yet.
(You’ve seen me, though)
Me?
(Yes. Everytime you visit your blog you see me!)
You’re the girl from the theme?
(Yep!)
Then you ARE wankable. V Wankable.
(Thanks r@Randy, for playing along!)
I’m not playing along.
(You really think I’m wankable?)
Yes.
(Any other ‘girls’ like me?)
Sure could go over her..