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{July 8, 2008}   Iwankian

Had the finest of fantasies day-dreams today.
Sonali in a skirt, not necessarily the wan she was wearing today, which I hope was FAKE FUR!!
Now, as Always, she’d have me, Randy as I..
She caught me wa.. She’s more a masturbation kind of person..
I mean, she would use that term rather than wanking..
Okay, so.. So she’d caught me!!
I was her room-mate or something, I told her NOT to knock.
She’s wearing the skirt, and I made a gesture, as if to look up her skirt.
She’s all into this charity stuff, and asks me
-How much (?)
Well, she didn’t say it out loud, but I read her lips.
I (roll over and) lay down on the floor, while stimulating other parts of me to stay up..
Looking towards her skirt I say..
-£***.**
(Leaving some to the imagination!)
She walks right up to me, and stops above my face.
This leaves me with such a nice view, I quicken up bit.
I hesitate for a moment, wether to get me sock..
(She’d know where I keep it, wouldn’t she?!!)
Anyway, I decide to put it on, as she smiles, and declines, when I suggest to pay her in advance.
Top Bird you.
Bird or pussy, she amuses me, while getting back to that position that gave me that nice view.
Oh what the h*ck, I think, and pull the sock off, pausing a moment, then continuing tossing..

Top Girl, that Sonali, not having me paying in advance!
In fact, it was so.. exciting? adventurous?
Anyway it was So good, I give her a tip.

2 points to 1 in Sonali’s advantage, after yesterdays draw with Helen.

Christine is still leading the 2008 World Wanking Championship, after she made those clicking sounds with her tongue, as in she caught you tossing some change, but letting you know instantly she’s cool with it.
(N: She’s pretty hot though for someONE who’s cool with it!)
(R:Nice one, Nikita)
(N: So, those funny faces had nothing to do with the Iranian comic they had one the show!)
It.. it could’ve been better, but for the fact they focused on something else soon after.. initiation?

Christine saying that that surely isn’t gonna happen..
Some Auntie whispered it in her ear?
Which reminds me of the short skirt, recently, where she covered her legs with some sheets of paper..
Early?
Christine’s not a person that does.. that sort of thing, now is she!
She wouldn’t even try to get pregnant.
She apologized, but those people it was directed at got their revenge by simply not masturbating over her today.
(As if that’s so simple, Randy..)
Shame she didn’t fake some breast-feeding with that doll.



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