Getting over the disapointment from them having chosen to have Jake as main presenter on NewsRound, I thought I should’ve gone over Helen straight away, and over Laura in the process, I found a better time to go, when they were both on the screen, albeit their behinds not very visible.
(Just a little adjustment on the telly, Rands. Btw, what a long sentence!)
That Sonali would have made a very wan.. good gymnast!
Ever wondered why they put their arms up in the air when they start/finish?
So you know when to start and stop wanking.
(No, Randy Boy. That to present themselves to the jury, to show they’re ready to start or have finished their exercise.)

Went to the dentist today.
Everything fine, apparently.
Shame really.
Could’ve had one extracted, got a tampon up in yer mouth.
Might make for some pervert fantasy.
(Now Randy, DON’T!)
Mine was would be.. Tina O’Brien’s?
Look, it’s not real is it?
(Don’t like it, Rands)
Now, going back to gymnasts.
They can’t really use pads, now can they?
Remember that Nikki Sanderson thing?

(Randy, how about..)
Yeah yeah, no fags this week..
(Good! But I wanted to ask about the cup. Sonali - Helen level..)
Well, no. Helen shared her’s with Laura today.
1.5 to Helen, 2 Sonali and ½ Laura.

(Imagine if you go over 5 girls at once. They all get 0.2 points?
Randy?)