So, what you do next, going past 64,000 views?
a) Thanking all visitors
b) Celebration wank
c) Be on a News Special
d) Having a £64,000 question

(a) it’s the same one, he keeps coming.. back b) have it over me Randy Pandy.. Pleaaassseeee!! c) don’t ya mean NewsRound Special? d) Correct Answer?)

Here’s one for the girls:
What does Randy do daily?
a) Have a bath or shower
(Not including those by his girlfriend)
b) Have a shave
c) Have a wank
d) Have a fag

Here’s one for the guys.
What would you associate with periods?
a) era’s
b) time elapsed between one moment in time and another
c) girls
d) a pad on the shoulder

(Isn’t it answers that are more alike though, Rands?!)

Erm.. Try again:
Who would you associate with periods:
a) Father Christmas
b) Uncle Sam
c) Sugar Daddy
d) Auntie Flo’

Better?
(Definitely!)