Apart from (little) monkeys, Ellie Crisell is a fan of the Rolling Grandd.. Rollling Stones.
And who’d blame her?
Ever had any tongue fantasies, though??

Now Ellie, let’s spend the night together!
Besides, why did they find it suggestive in the ‘good’ olden days?
Why would spending the night together always have to do with sex?
Perverts!
Anyway, I’d wank, honestly.
Why would she wanna have sex with ME?
O I C, she counts wanking.
I’d sing for her.
Something for the weekend like..
I’m Not waiting on a Lady, I’m just waiting on a wank.
Wanking over Ellie I never thought ‘this could be the last time’..
More like.. this could be a pastime!
Yes, she’s a top wanking bird, ain’t she?
Slowly undressing herself she thinks.. you ain’t see nothing yet.
(That’s a different band, Randy)
Why do people always masturbate over Ellie second day of the week?
It’s Rub-y Tuesday!

Good advice anyway, ‘don’t play with me cause I’m hot like fire’.
Play with yerself instead!
I can get loads of.. satisfaction..
and again.. and again ..and again.. and again..
And what a load it would be, if you’d put all them 87 together.
Is she satisfied being in joint first place?
No.. she’s a hard woman to please.
She’s your dream girl.
If she’d chew a slice of bread first, I’d eat it.
½ a loaf, for that matter.
Which, since she doesn’t swallow, won’t come out as brown sugar.
Now, she still gets to wipe, cause some girls..
Oh, you’ve read that Rachel Stevens bit.

No, let’s have a bath together, Ellie!
Make sure you get out before me.
She is hot, that Ellie.
Some people jumped to the wrong conclusion saying she WAS hot.
No, no spending the night with her.
Rather spend the day with her.
Might not be a wet dream, not even a day-dream..
It would be a dream come true!!
(But what if it’d disappoint ya Randy)
In the v. unlikely case it would disappoint me, don’t you worry, since I.. don’t look back

Anyway, was it a boy or girl she’s had?
They’ll be mother’s little helper soon, and she’ll be back on NewsRound.
Ellie..
Miss you!