She *@°^¤\:°¤*€€€ß didn’t get the final!
sexists! p*ssed onoff!
I take it you’re not happy with it..
So I was just thinking that I might have gone twice over Yammmanda Hamburg.. Hamilton, or over Louise Minchin.
Save it for Helen on BP, a ‘voice’ told me, when surfing through the channels I came across CBeebies.
I neeeed to see that, I thought.
With me girlfriend preggers, do some parental guidence.
CBeebies and the CBBC Channel don’t need parental guidance, Randy.
If you got a 13 year old son it does.
Rani Price, Sonali Gudka, Helen Skelton..
Why WOULD you wanna join a gang!?
Okay, group wanking.
But apart from that..

What a sign girl!
No wonder they’ve all gone deaf!*
I wasn’t even planning to knock one out, but some parts of me just begged me.
She was signing on Mister Maker.
The programme after was Come Outside, or in their case Go Outside.
Must have been a sign:

don’t go there—->

you’ll end up in a sock

Either that or I w*nked meself dry.
Which apparently CAN happen.
Jerry.. Some German researchers apparently wondered and did it every 8 hours for like 3 weeks.
They might have done it over Mohini Sule, who knows a little bißchen Deutsch.
Mohini, ich finde dich gaaanzz toll zum onanieren

!

That’ll be the sign.
Mmm.. nothing.
Must have w*nked toooo much.
Another sign of her wankability was that it came up just looking at checking her out.
Only one problem, as you’d find out on the wank rank
Sign Girl 1.

(I)’d love to see her make a w*nking gesture.
Like Mr O. Sullivan once.
Yeah, I know, but that’d be to obvious.

Children in Need?
I’m in Need of a …. over Fearne.
I’d like the sign girl to have a go at it.
It starts with a double u..

Do that again:
-Hello, Children in Need?
–Yes, how can I help you?
-.. (Help me?)
–Hello..?
-Yes, hello.. I’d donate £*,***.** if that nice sign girl makes a w*nking gesture.
–W*nking gesture?
-Erm, it’s an a..
–Ah, I see. A wanking gesture!
Consider it done!

* Please take that as either a joke or rather a compliment.
Apologies to anyone offended.

**Who told us it’ll make you go deaf in the first place!?

***Any one from Myth Busters visiting this blog?

Especially Kari Byron:
Do girls wipe after they’ve peed?
(Hope that myth to be CONFIRMED)

The difference between Lewis & Amanda?
Amanda might not win the championship.
Not her fault, she’s only on the telly on Sundays.
She’s so much more wankable than Lewis though!

She’s back after 2 weeks or so, getting her 21, I think, on the wank rank.
Triple 7 = 21, my total number of ej.. wanks now also ending in triple 7.
2,777.
Could should have been a lot more.
Sigh.. you like that, don’t ya Randy Boy, that strike element!?
Which reminds me..
Michaela played around with the that pink for a some time, didn’t she!?
Striked the the, or you might suggest that’s some innuendo!
Plenty of time to.. well, time it.
I WOULD find them a bunch of sexists be surprised p*ssed – if she wouldn’t get to the final.

Some girls, I guess they are girls, use the search – wank over me – to find my blog.
Firstly, they can ask me personally, and secondly they never leave a picture!

Someone recently found my blog with – knocking one out over Hazel Irvine -
Just ONE?
I knocked out three over her on.. was it Sunday?
She’s hot!

Finally to some one, or indeed some of you, finding my blog with searches like – Helen Skelton new Blue Peter presenter -
she will be, when Blue Peter returns in September.
That’s just one more weekend.

Occasionally they show Christine’s b*tt, b*t..
but never her b*tterfly.
That would be too much for that..Lillian? Whatever her name was.
Not particularly wankable, she looked a-maze-ing.
So Miss Future-Champion? now only ONE behind.

From 2 behind 2 1 behind, 2 2 behind again.
Hands.. hence the title.
Sonali.. ?
GORGEOUS!
How I only had 1 over her..
Maybe the shock of her being on, when you expected Adam, Rands
I was admiring her for a couple moments be4 lust kicked in.

Christine also got the better of me, So remains 2 ahead of Sonali.
They might become good m8s, or should that be m888?,
and if Sonali is 1 adrift she gets to do the 1 show!

Yes!
I mean yesterday, Michaela Tabb not on, I had it over this Gabriela Sabatini.
Ace!

Thanks, for that, Gabriela.
And Sonali?
You were Soooooo gorgeous t’day.

1 final word about Sonali.
Jake and Sonali were a great team during the Olympics.
And I particularly noted that when Sonali hadn’t finished talking, he kindly/professionally returned the microphone.
A real gent.
I certainly couldn’t keep a gent.
Not with Sonali near me!

Christine has pulled away just a tiny bit, when I was keeping -it- @ the ready.
She got me there, when she lifted her leg and..
Was she aware that she was on that camera?
Did she gave a peek upskirt?
Did they match?
If they did I’m certain those were her pants!
Didn’t matter anyway, as I just went.
2 minutes later and me girlfriend pops in.
I quipped
-Haven’t ya learned to knock!?
I’ll leave you to it, she smiled.
Christine IS rather hot today.
Christine’s ALWAYS hot.
If it was only her amazingly wankable back side.
So I joined my girlfriend.

The title inspired by Gloria Estefan’s 1 2 3 video this evening on vh1.
When I have gone, finally, over Tina Preggers O’B*rien.
And her mate? Nikki.
Just the three of us.
I blew her a kiss, Tina, just like her.. Ryan? kissing her belly in ONE of the pics.

Sonali shares the gold with Hazel Irvine, who had three yesterday.
She might not have beaten Sonali anyway, but when I got two over her, I thought to make it a hattrick.
She was on a lot, and her tally on the olympic wank rank didn’t/doesn’t really reflect her wankability.

*On-her-period-Brand

see also Mischa Barton was here

Sonali’s.. well, most probably, got gold.
To_ok her 6th during the ^Olympics.

Before that fought a fire when Rani (Price?) got in the fire-engine.
Lifted up her leg..
Could nearly see her.. mailbox.
Thanks for that..
THANKS RANI!!
Nice red dress..
Wouldn’t make a good fire-fighter though.
She got the better of me.
Can’t possibly think of a reason why it’s the first time I’ve knock one out over her.
Talking of which..
Jake must have been thinking of that v. wankable Becky J.
He mentioned out and about.
Gave it away really.

Saw Ellie Crisell on BBC 1 during Olympic Breakfast, I think, but not today.
Shame.
But.. can’t be long before she’ll become the top wanking bird, if she is on the news.
It might not be an earth quake, but there’ll sure be some shaking.
Shaken, but for the bird.

Caught a bit of BIG kids.
That’ll be a top wank, over that ‘daughter’.
Top actress, she plays it perfect and we nearly had a peak upskirt.
Nearly.. Oh well, she plays it near perfect then.

Sonali is just ONE away now from breaking Becky Jago’s record as well.
The ONE show will be back on now, I assume.

Sonali today has Cause for celebration.
She has passed Christine on the all time wank-rank.
Treat the crew, will ya Sonali?!

Hopefully that’ll include a couple of beers.
With the hoped for effects you might just ask them if you’re really that wankable.
To which they will answer
-Yep.. Ips.. ya are.. Ips
You might find yourself posing 4for them.
If you’re part of the crew:
TAKE THAT CHANCE!!
I know I would.
Drunk.
Sober.
ANY TIMES

I might even invite her 2
‘come poop with me’, you know, after the Weird Al Yankovic song.
With a bit of constipation timing, I might find myself unconscience if I also go w*nk with her.
Should that be 2 her?

I had it over Hazel earlier, but Sonali’s on IIII now.
I bet quiet a few were curious how I would go about that.
Her included.
Now.. is he gonna go V or IIII.. ??

Get another one quickly, please Sonali.
The suspence is killing me!
Oh, what a relieve.
I thought it was the bag over your head.
Famous last words phrase.
ooooh, Sonali.. Sonali, oooooh…
1983 – 2008
Rest in her pees..

..and I was shocked, when I found you like that.
So you were a w*nker after all!

..disgusted really!
And to think that you might have knocked one out over me..
Or even more!
Yeeekks!
I had 4 showers, and I still felt dirty!

So, unlike the other 2 people present.. Well, you never had many friends, had you!?
I don’t feel that bad about you wanking, ‘though the plastic bag wasn’t such a good idea was it!?
Anyway.. You were knocking one out over Sonali, So you died a happy man.
And doesn’t it also show us that you had great taste!?

Thank you all for.. ermm.. coming.

I thought @ V.. @ five that I’d gone too soon, and should’ve waited for when she came trought the turnstiles or when she sat on her ankle..
Anyway, thanks.

Now that the O_lympics are nearly o^ver:
I think I’ll leave the ranks post.
Shall I leave the 2008 wank rank as well?
V^ote

One day you write that you can’t really judge Maddie’s wankability..
No, not the one you killed, McCanns.
The jeans must have done it.
What does it for me with Laura as well.
Better not be left alone with some pervert, her!
She might just miss out on the championship mind!
Thing is, I’ve got this mag with Tina O’Brien.
Yeah, I striked that.
She don’t need no O.B. now does she?!
And the other one with Nikki Sanderson.
AND.. Louise Nurd.. Redknapp.
Got to go over them three.
Maddie.. maybe if Sonali’s not on tomorrow.
She’s on 4 (! (?)) in the Olympic Wank Rank.
Going for gold.. ?

So.. I find Maddie..
Erm.. I think I’ll need another go.