Like So.. nali? that new girl on NewsRound gets a thumbs up.
Not just thumbs..
Beware of the wankable girls!

It should’ve read So many of course!
Lisa Gallagher sure gets mine up.
Which one?
Both.
Or all three, if you count both thumbs.
Teens these days.
Go join a gang when they could be wanking over all these Sonali’s, Laura’s, Lisa’s, Helen’s, Georgina’s..
Georgina. That’ll be that girl from that Brazil Brush show?
I’m not complaining.
My first celebrity wank was over Ed*le from bewitched.
Hooked ever since.
And who’d blame ya, with them Lisa Gallagher’s, Sonali Gudka’s..
Now, I haven’t ‘tried’ Maddie yet, so I can’t really tell..
Of course there’s people saying that you just need it so baaaaaaaad or call you a pervert..
Let’s face it.
Every girl/lady ’s got her own wankability level to start with.
Compare it to a car.
Each gear has its own speed.
Release the clutch and it goes up.
Uphill I meant.
Although Anne Robinson’s ‘wankability’ might be an uphill struggle.
Got a v. wankable daughter though!

Who’s keeping all those teens on the street, when they could be w*nking over all them wanky girls?
And if you’re worried that the telly will end u^p like this

Sonali must’ve been on! ..or Helen, Laura, Lisa, Christine.. Also notice how they are prefered above the (kinky?) mag!

Tissues.
A top tip, like for girls.
A sock might come in handy!
Ah.. Goody*’s olden days’ conversations of birds and bees..
NOT!
Oh you’ve been told?
You’re one of the lucky few then..(?)

*Thinking of ya, Jade