One day you write that you can’t really judge Maddie’s wankability..
No, not the one you killed, McCanns.
The jeans must have done it.
What does it for me with Laura as well.
Better not be left alone with some pervert, her!
She might just miss out on the championship mind!
Thing is, I’ve got this mag with Tina O’Brien.
Yeah, I striked that.
She don’t need no O.B. now does she?!
And the other one with Nikki Sanderson.
AND.. Louise Nurd.. Redknapp.
Got to go over them three.
Maddie.. maybe if Sonali’s not on tomorrow.
She’s on 4 (! (?)) in the Olympic Wank Rank.
Going for gold.. ?

So.. I find Maddie..
Erm.. I think I’ll need another go.