Wankable Celebrities











{August 21, 2008}   MMVIII

Sonali today has Cause for celebration.
She has passed Christine on the all time wank-rank.
Treat the crew, will ya Sonali?!

Hopefully that’ll include a couple of beers.
With the hoped for effects you might just ask them if you’re really that wankable.
To which they will answer
-Yep.. Ips.. ya are.. Ips
You might find yourself posing 4for them.
If you’re part of the crew:
TAKE THAT CHANCE!!
I know I would.
Drunk.
Sober.
ANY TIMES

I might even invite her 2
‘come poop with me’, you know, after the Weird Al Yankovic song.
With a bit of constipation timing, I might find myself unconscience if I also go w*nk with her.
Should that be 2 her?

I had it over Hazel earlier, but Sonali’s on IIII now.
I bet quiet a few were curious how I would go about that.
Her included.
Now.. is he gonna go V or IIII.. ??

Get another one quickly, please Sonali.
The suspence is killing me!
Oh, what a relieve.
I thought it was the bag over your head.
Famous last words phrase.
ooooh, Sonali.. Sonali, oooooh…
1983 – 2008
Rest in her pees..

..and I was shocked, when I found you like that.
So you were a w*nker after all!

..disgusted really!
And to think that you might have knocked one out over me..
Or even more!
Yeeekks!
I had 4 showers, and I still felt dirty!

So, unlike the other 2 people present.. Well, you never had many friends, had you!?
I don’t feel that bad about you wanking, ‘though the plastic bag wasn’t such a good idea was it!?
Anyway.. You were knocking one out over Sonali, So you died a happy man.
And doesn’t it also show us that you had great taste!?

Thank you all for.. ermm.. coming.

I thought @ V.. @ five that I’d gone too soon, and should’ve waited for when she came trought the turnstiles or when she sat on her ankle..
Anyway, thanks.

Now that the Olympics are nearly over:
I think I’ll leave the ranks post.
Shall I leave the 2008 wank rank as well?
Vote



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