As soon as Blue Peter came on I knew..
That skirt is short..
Helen quickly sat down like if she were peeing, which made it all the better.
Talking of which: Any celebrities that visit this site might as well check this 1 out.
Or, if you’re Rachel Stevens..
Apart from celebrities, every1 else as well.
I was right in guessing Sonali wasn’t on NewsRound today, but Maddie would have been a good choice today!
Oh, I see. You’ve done that in my place.
I had 2 over Helen today and, although masturbating is not a crime, it might be criminal not 2 have gone three times over Helen today.

Caught a bit of snooker today, apparently in Warsaw.

A female referee.
No, not Michaela.
I decided to knock it in* over her, even though, @ that moment, I didn’t know her name.
Everything that could go right, went right.
Had my sock in place on time, and my timing itself – Spot on.
She then cleaned a ball and I saw her name on it
Patricia Murphy
Watch her notching up some points with her sexy frame!

*In a sock

So there it is.
ELLIE CRISELL IS A TWB.
A Top Wanking Bird.
Erm.. Do I really know that though, doing it myself?
That site opollion has beaten me again.
It’s a poll about if Ellie Crisell REALLY is a TWB.
Tssa!
She’s probably celebrating now, with the Rolling Stones Top 10 on VH-1.

I wanted to put my sock on but, as me girlf kept going on (nag,nag) to throw the shirt away (it sooo old,worn..) ..
I decided to go in the shirt.

I have noticed that I didn’t count Trinny Wood-all’s from the ONE show.
She’d walk in on ya wanking and say
-No, not there.
Socks go on yer feet!
What does she know?

This morning missed out on Susannah, but purely because of my significant other.
I had it though over them 3 babes from Madonna’s True Blue video.
True, my pants were white, but they were when put on.

They’re on 5 now I think.
Especially the one with the light blue top.
Yamm!

Ellie might actually not be cri-ing with laughter, but happiness?
Yeah right!

Yesterday I was seeing things.
I just had 2 look again.
Was that a b**b on NewsRound, during the what’s coming up bit?
Was that something like a page 3 they forgot/didn’t notice?
ON NEWSROUND!!
Coincidentally, when surfing on the net, I found a picture of a girl which could easily be a lookylike for Sonali.
Doesn’t she look alike?

Now, with Children in Need coming up, £1 for wanking over her, £2 for w*nking over Sonali.

Coincidentally I found some other poll he’s beaten me to on that opollion thingy.
The celebriteanse poll, something about teens learning it over celebrities.
Celebrities only, but that’s only for the voting!

Amanda not that wankable today, being honest, I thought I keep it for Michaela Tabb, if she’d be doing the final.
But something must be wankable about Amanda herself..
Her Appearance?
I just decided I might go over Amanda, there’s the Gadget Girl.
That long shirt did it.
That’s supposed to b a skirt?
I thought – that 4 over Michaela and the one over her, making it five in me latest new wank-sock.
That’ll be very nutritious, as Amanda would tell ya!
5.. ? That’ll be more than yer Recommended Daily Allowance..
It was good, thanks, but I need a word with ya young tasty gadget lady..
Any plans doing an item on da fleshlight??
Not just ’something for the weekend’ either!
Oh, come on.
PPleeaassee?
Oh, ya wanna do it for me yourself.
Good.
I mean.. It better be good!
A gadget to test T.P. for girls would be NE good?
‘Safe for use.
No sandpaper and no guy-juices found on it’.
Which makes me think.
There’s sometimes 2 rolls of T.P..
One for.. general use? and # 1 for soft tissue.. I mean for the girls.
You know, wipe, squeeze, or in Jim Davidson’s words dab, after them girls peeing.
Why not
a) Put a sign up and
b) Have a 3rd roll
B goes with another sign

For Wanking Purposes

Putting that table in there has nothing to do with Michaela Tabb, by the way.
She’d be using some foul language, that Miss, 4 that gadget girl ending her sequence.
She gets all this.. attention?
..that’s for the table.
Other legs to check out.
And not just her legs mind!
Am I right in that she seemed to show a lot of.. skin when bending over to put that ball back?
And.. Did she have a bathroom <br> with them players?
But enough about Michaela Padd.. Tabb.
She’d be clearing the pad.. path for the pink, but not be4 cleaning it..
Top wanking bird ref.
No un-fair play in her matches.
She’s got an eye for sheets.. cheats.
Does she visit this blog?
Just imagine: (her saying)
Frame 17, Randy Walters to wank..

Now.. can we have a break from all this talking about her sexy frame..
Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Now.. I better go prepare.
I’ll be using a lot of left hand side

My girlf staying @ her mates with the twins.
Prob. to convince them.
So… a wank fest?

I managed 4 over Michaela, including 1 over the match she refereed t’day.
Don’t think I’ve gone 4 consecutive times over the same girl when starting a new wank-sock before.
She was Sooooo gorgeous yesterday!
The first was on the introduction.
The second was when she sat down and I imagined her peeing.
The camera then turned away, and I closed me eyes, just visualizing her.
By the time I opened them she was standing again.
So I don’t know if she wiped.
Let’s just say she ocassionally cleans the pink… ?
By the third she was smiling.
I think the gloves are really sexy.

It wouldn’t go all over her hands.
Oh, ya don’t have that fantasy?
Oh I see. You fantasize her putting a sock on.
I bet she’d be good..
She can make it 5 if she gets the final.
Some competition perhaps from Hazel.
Talking of which, I had Hazel nuts just t’day.
My n*ts are begging for Hazel.
Amanda Hamilton knows about how nutritious Hazel nuts can be.

Now, here’s a poll that I should have made.
That same site seems to specialize in polls.
It’s got a poll about ‘disabled’ teens having knocked it out over Becky Jago.

Looking at the stats I noticed the blog has now had 88,688 views.
It also had 8,688 spam.
Not worth mentioning but for the number of.. eights.
Just 200 more to make it 5/8s.
88,888.
Please don’t view it at night, although you COULD wake me for it.
Sonali is one short of 80.
She’s on 79 now, but was on.. 78.
You’ve guessed it, another 8.
She has another 9 she’ll be on 88 a top wanking bird.
Now, should she visit this blog..
You don’t mind that phrase luv, do you?
I decided Sooooo not to go over Sonali for a change, but..
You.. had 2?
That makes a great change from all those 8s!
Mind you.. I NEARLY MANAGED!!
She looked like a gardner, didn’t she!?
Suddenly I find myself thinking..
I didn’t plant that there..
Well, she might know what made it grow that quickly.
She’s the gardner.
Or.. looked like one.
It wasn’t to do with rain mind, she definitely hadn’t peed on me.

As NewsRound moved on, there was Maddie.
Now.. Maddie –> Mobile –> being @ home
She’d be nice ideal to take in yer Mobile home..
Lock the door, mind.
So nobody can take her..
That’s for me to do.
Well, she promissed me!
The dog not sniffing any blood, or other fluids.
Not surprisingly, as she told me it wasn’t that time of the month.
I believe her.

May I also, finally, defend Sonali and Christine for getting So many points, as they are getting a lot of opportunities.
They deserved it both really, So please can I get a word when the ONE show would stop or you’d like to have decided for a truce!?

PS: Watching the news..
Is Riz Lateef preggers?
Now, that phrase would even put a smile on her face.
Both are guesses though.

When it comes 2 Michaela Tabb
Guys know what part of themselves to grabb
Over her as a referee
I easily manage 3
And although she’d ask ‘back?’
Its her front I’d use 2 jack

Now, this might be a bit of a taboo, but erm..
Being Faithful.
It’s usually seen as a disorder but it’s not, really.
Now.. If you’re a girl..
If your guy’s wanking, with or without you present, that’s perfectly okay.
Nothing wrong with him.
Neither is there something wrong with you.
As Tracey Cox will tell you.
If there IS something to blame, it’s wankable celebrities.
No, not this blog.
Real life wankable celebrities.
Like Sonali from NewsRound or Christine from the wank.. ONE show.
Compared to food it’s the healthy snack in between.
And what a snacks there’s to choose from!
Could you choose between say Vanessa Hudgens, Susannah Reid, Christine Bleakley, Sonali Gudka..
No?
Well, guys can!
That’s because, like hunger, it adds up.
You’re starving, and you eat something. Just to feel less hungry.
Same with guys’ knocking it out.
Just a healthy in between snack.

The thing with being faithful though, is that it makes you do things that you might not really consider doing.
It increases the passion.
-I’ll lick your..
-Erm.. that time of the month..!??
-So..?!!

And if you’re not so lucky to be a wankable celebrity, why not have some competition from them, and tell him to have a wank over you* if he feels like it.

*Especially if you have a headache.

Now, as Christine mentioned it’s..
National Poetry Day!
Oh well, I have a go then.

What a sexy frame
I o.b.serve, but can’t think of her name
Something sure might trigger her name
Ain’t she that gal from ‘the ONE show’ fame!?
Oh yess, that bird I have seen
Her name is Christine
She’s really kind
and shows me her behind
What ah yamm bum,
I whisper, when I c*m