Expect Helen Skelton & Amanda Hamilton to join forces in mission nutrition, ONE of these days.
She was gorgeous, Amanda, but unfortunately I didn’t catch any of Naomi.
I feel bad about it.
Fingertips.. hmmm, a great suggestion by the way.
And they call her a children’s TV pre..
Hang on, that’d be fingering tips..
Amanda got 2 more points, 2 closer to Helen ‘indulge please’ Skelton.
Third place might be in it.

Naomi, I expect great things from her next year.
Just one more month.
You celebs must be glad..

Just something I found.
Konnie Huq, Ellie Crisell, Sonali
More might follow.

Today I came across a german channel.
Something like ©, but the c was a 1.
Apparently her name was Evelin Koenig.
Her red top made kept me from surfing through, and I quiet started to like..
sorry, lust for her.
It must be Lustday today.
Top Wixer Bird or somet ing.
I later had it over the gorgeous Emily Maitlis and the red hot Kirsten O’Brien, who I have wanked over every year since she.. I started.

Now..
That Aurora Snow has her b-day today.
Yeah, they make a habit of it in the w*nderful w*rld *f p*rn.
Oh, ya didn’t know she is a pornstar?
Well, you do Snow!
They initial everything.
DP, SM, MILF..

She looks great, even with her clothes on.
She might get herself onto the wank-rank!
I don’t watch a lot of p*rn.
It’s..
Too easy?
You go over say.. Aurora Snow and you’ll think..
That’s what you were after, weren’t you?!
That’s how I made a profession of judging celebrities’ wankability.
Anybody any idea if she wipes?
Oh, that’s something they don’t show in p*rn videos..
No TP then.
That’ll be the title of Miss Snow’s new vid:
DP BUT NO TP

Search:
Aurora Snow TP
Google:
Did you mean:
Aurora Snow DP?

Yesterday a busy day.
Just happy to catch a bit of BP and NewsRound.
Just that pic of Sonali did it.
Twice, I caught the repeat.
As is understandable, as I was loaded.
Yesterday I was just busy, and Monday I kept repeating pressing refresh, again and ag..
Repeating?
That’s just the same thing, over and over and ov..
Yes..
Just like wanking?
Just up-down up-down
So refreshing was easy for ya then
And a refreshing bath afterwards.

Did you know that a day has 86,400 seconds?
So ONE view for every second wouldn’t reach 100,000..

Now, if Sonali has another TWO points, she’ll be level.
I happened to find out there’s only next week left for the ONE show.
Too close to call?

Susannah..
I suggest we call her GORGEOUS from now..
She’d be so worthy of the round number I passed.
2,900.
That went to Tess by the way.
Red hot.
I only requested for her to do a Misses Barton.
So many celebrities, surely a few would have been on it?

Now.. Not a lot of cleavage I noticed.
Not that I was really on the look out or so..
Just seemed to notice.
And I liked it.

Best thing HAS to be SUSANNAH REID!
I don’t know who the points go to with them combined wanks.
I might have spotted Sonali Gudka and Helen Skelton in there.
Why wasn’t her bro in the starting 11 today?

Fearne was brill.
So was Tess and..
Mr Wogan, superb as ALWAYS.
ALWAYZZZzzz

Susannah Reid:
..and one w*nker surpassed the 2,900 mark.

I missed a couple celebs on the scheme.
The only one missing out that I should have got was Alesha Dixon.
Talking of missing out..
I wanted to go over Chanelle BB Hull, who had her birthday last week.
She was in the newspaper.
Daily Star?
Must be.
Could be the Daily Sport you know.

For any girls ending up here..
No.
There’s no fingering tips here.
(I kept biting my finger, autsch!, so I’m not of any help there.)

The guy that links/ed to this blog didn’t mention adventure.
Deciding what celebrity to go over can be like an adventure.
Just last week I added Naomi Wilkinson to the wank rank, of who certain parts of me reminded me while watching fingertips on ITV.
Amanda just made it, as that same part was playing keeping uppie?

I decided that I might go to the newsround* website to pull Sonali level with Christine.
Too ridiculous to have more than 60 and not win/share the championship.

Oh and Naomi..?
You were good.

*Maddy Savage, her name is, for anyone wandering.

1.
Like in the ONE show.
You’ll learn that 1 thing alright, if you hadn’t already, over that ONE, Christine B.
10 cc.
No, not the band.
What they are apparently named after.
So.. I give them a point, but 1 could also argue they’ll be awarded 10 cc?
Any idea what 10 cc looks like?
Okay, that’ll be yer home-work.
So 10 times make 100 cc, 100 times a 1,000 and 1,000 times 10,000 cc.
So when I reach 3,000, by guess not so far off, that’ll make 30,000 cc?
Not as impressive as the 100,000 views this blog has accumulated.
A milestone, in my personal opinion, in just? 14 months.
There are those of you, who might have been visitors from september 2007.
100,000 views.
Good old days, when I had 0,0000132436584 views per wank.
Now that wood be 1 wank 4 every 34.something views.
Which is, at roughly 112 wanks a sock, 26 socks, or 1 sock per 3,846 views.
I hope that Sonali is okay, long time no wank see.
If not, get well real soon.
I dedicate the 100,000th view 2 ya!
Reaching that milestone I masturbate dedicate it to all you visitors, yes , even if you visited just this once.
And 2 all you celebrities, without whom all this wanking the formula behind this blog wouldn’t be possible.
What’d it be, telling everyone that you’ve had a top wank over your neighbour Riz Lateef?!
Who’s she?
Thank God she’s a CELEBRITY!
A wankable celebrity.
Very wa..
Unlike F1 and other sports, I keep to me girl to the simple formula onef 1 point per w*nk.
One might argue that a top wank deserves would be given more points than just the “functional” wank, which we all know can be pretty “overdone”.
But I don’t like hate jury sports.
Except if Riz Lateef would do it 4 me, I’d be more than happy to judge.
Hmmm.. not certain..
Could ya do that again..

Oh and.. hope you’re well Sonali.

The wank rank on this site doesn’t reflect the wankability of celebrities as such.
There are loads of things that may influence the rank, like part of the world, timing, supplies of sock..
Obviously the most important influence is the time (and place) of the w*nking taking place.
e.g. A celebrity, wankable as she might be, might Miss out on this wank-rank for me being busy, with me girlf, or ran out of socks..

Dick C.

Mmmmm lovin’ it!

Sophie MmmmmcDonnell.
Da Tastiest Chick Around.