He’s joined a gang, recently.
Our teen.

They’re all four wanking over Helen on Blue Peter.
He better join in!
No!!
Oh. He’s got to do it more explicitly to join!

Soon after..
Ooh oooh.. Helen..
Make that twice.
Shortly after he goes over Sonali on NewsRound.
Three times he went.
Surely he’s now a gang-member!
Darn.
He’s got to watch a girl pee.

He notices what he reckons is the gang’s scoreboard.

Gank Rank:
Helen Skelton 15
Sonali Gudka 15
Konnie Huq 13
Zoe Salmon 12
………..

If it wasn’t for him, Sonali’d be in the lead/on top!
Fifteen minutes passed and the girl he chose had to pee.
How naive of him to think she’d do it on the toilet, she was a gang member after all!

His Teenage Heroes:
Helen Skelton IIII
Sonali Gudka II
Cheryl GA I
Tina O’Brien I
College Girl Bianca* I