Susannah..
I suggest we call her GORGEOUS from now..
She’d be so worthy of the round number I passed.
2,900.
That went to Tess by the way.
Red hot.
I only requested for her to do a Misses Barton.
So many celebrities, surely a few would have been on it?

Now.. Not a lot of cleavage I noticed.
Not that I was really on the look out or so..
Just seemed to notice.
And I liked it.

Best thing HAS to be SUSANNAH REID!
I don’t know who the points go to with them combined wanks.
I might have spotted Sonali Gudka and Helen Skelton in there.
Why wasn’t her bro in the starting 11 today?

Fearne was brill.
So was Tess and..
Mr Wogan, superb as ALWAYS.
ALWAYZZZzzz

Susannah Reid:
..and one w*nker surpassed the 2,900 mark.

I missed a couple celebs on the scheme.
The only one missing out that I should have got was Alesha Dixon.
Talking of missing out..
I wanted to go over Chanelle BB Hull, who had her birthday last week.
She was in the newspaper.
Daily Star?
Must be.
Could be the Daily Sport you know.