Monday I caught that german girl
again. Evelin.
Then on Tuesday, I got a peek of
nonleaguetoday with Amy GALLAGER
on page 3.
She’s scored alright.
Related to Lisa?
Now all there’s left is Edele Lynch.
Safe fireworks for you then, Randy
Going for three, as you might
remember my resolution to quit
wanking.
Better go into 2009 well-prepared.

How many short of
100,000 will this blog be
this year?
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How many short of
100,000 will this blog be
this year?
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2008..
100,000 views.
A ridiculous number for both Sonali Gudka
and Christine Bleakley.
69.
69!
The former record 42.
Obviously they had a lot of chances, read they
were on the screen a lot.
Sonali caught up, and if I remember correctly
went 1 in front during the olympics.
Undeserved if 1 was to miss out on the 2008
championship.
Newcummer of the year Lisa Gallagher, without a
doubt.
If 10cc have really gotten their name from that, she’s
already has a century.
10 x 10 cc = 100 cc.
Ellie Crisell becoming a TWB this year.
Oh I see..
TWB = Top Wanking Bird.
90 x 10 = 900.
Get first to a 1,000?
It sure seems to be more sometimes
It might be time to change socks.
It might be less absorbing after a while!

Planning to have one still over Edele Lunch..
Sorry, just thinking of how tasty she is..
Or just how hungry you are…
I might get a couple on New York’s.. New Year’s Eve.
U C, one of my new year’s revelations.. revolutions..
Resolutions?!
One of me new year’s resolutions is that I’ll quit wanking.
Hmpff… (nearly choking in her cuppa tea)
Sure. Any thoughts on how long he’ll last anyone?
Let me make a fool of myself..
A week.. (hmpff)
Better not watch any TWB… erm BBC.

Lass night I dreamt of Michaela Tabb.
No, seriously.
She was reffing a ladies match.
She had to pee during a frame..
A sexy frame it turned out to be.
She got up and wiped..
And it was all on live TV.
I was just about getting a dvd ready to
record the repeat when I woke up..
Checked the sheets immediately..
Clean.
Must have used a cloth then..
Scores?
Erm.. didn’t get them..

Knock knock..
Who’s there?

Instead, I was playing
in da bath when..
Knock knock..
Oh, Caught.
By Christine Bleakley no less!
Can’t you read? I ask.com her
Erm..
It clearly read

Please knock
(Unless you’re Christine Bleakley)
(or her sister Nicola)

2 visitors found this blog searching
for ‘Kate McCann + wank’.
True, she makes the wank-rank (2),
but you’d probably think of other
things when you think of Kate McDidit..
Kate McCann + murder..
Kate McCann + bodily fluids..
Kate McCann + taking a the piss..
She don’t wipe either, hence the bodily
fluids
Kate McCann + tampon..
Erm.. the sniffer dogs wouldn’t have sniffed..
Kate McCann + animal + sex..
Kate McCann + snifferdog(s) + sex..
Kate McCann + tapas + 7 + sex orgy..

Kate McCann get it up..

Yesterday evening caught S Club and..
I couldn’t stop moving.
With the predictable result.
TOTP w*nking birds.
Erm..
Weren’t them girls in Something for
Children in Need?!
‘99 or there abouts..
Children Reach(ing) Adolescence
more like.
What you need.. is a crazy girl like me..

Yeah I know..
No, not little Brittain.
More like – little I can do about it.
Girls Allowed.
Yeah I know, done a zillion times before.
Ah.. just like the wa*king.
Surely I wasn’t the only one?
I had just 1 over them Girls that Allowed me.
They were in between a Paula Abdul brace.
Crazy, Cool..
Hot.
She appears to be very down to earth.

Sonali was my master..
Well, in my fantasy anyway, and she ordered me
to re-do the wank-rank.
She’d do me, afterwards.
In my dreams..

She’ll be shared champion with Christine.
Who’d I be kidding..

Happy x-mass, and xxx it might be.

A pleasant surprise today as I caught
Naomi on fingertips.
Checked out other parts of her as well!
Then..
It said I .. U.
O..
Well yes, I O U..
But no, not this time.
I love you it said, with a heart in there.
I was just thinking
-I lust you
when they carried on with the show and
Naomi had changed her shirt!
It WAS lust, wasn’t it!
She changed it again, shortly after..

Later on SMART I couldn’t find why they
went down from Kirsten’s face so SLOWLY..
Oh well, couple of teens might’ve learnt something..

So close, today, on newsround, when I nearly
had it over Sonali.
The jeans, very convincing, Sonali covering with
some sheets of paper.
That was also the last NR of the year, so
happy festivities Sonali.
Erm.. make that the whole wankable
team.
And to everyone on the wank-rank.
And to every ocassional visitor.
Daily visitors’ll have to wait a bit longer.
Obviously they (Sonali & Christine) had a lot of
chances. (this year)

This blog had a lot of views this year and, after having
its 100,000th this year, it might make the same for
the year.
Next year obviously Ellie Crisell might ‘get 100′.

Now, I might say that.. ahem..
I like Sonali.
As a perSONALIty.
Not only as for wanking purposes.
And, while on the subject, that’s what I like about
CBBC, Holly and the..
Holly Walsh and the Brain.
As in,
-look, Holly girls are more than..
erm.. eye-candy.
You can have conversations with ‘em.
Can’t get a word in edgeways’ but..
And they always wanna have the last word..
I think that’s a good way to end this post..
Whatever you say Randy..
I say nothing. You should have the last word.