Okay, some numbers:
This is post #500
There’s 2 (tied) TWB’s
They’re both on 93(-ish)
There’s ever been about 8 TWB’s
The first 1 being a college girl
There’s 3 birds that got it knocked
out over every year since 1997:
Kirsten O’Brien, Edele Lynch and Louise
“Surething” Redknapp
If I’d only had the patience to waite a
couple years it’d have included
Girls Awesome, Christine Bleakley,
Lisa Gallagher, Laura Jones, Sonali Gudka,
Hannah Moffatt, Tina O’Brien amongst others.

There’s about 11 birds definitely
too low on the wank-rank.
Laura Jones 33, Gemma Hunt 19, Ana Boulter 18
Mohini Sule 17, Nathalie Imbruglia 14, Susie Amy 11
That sign girl 8(?), Rachel Horne 11, Laura Tobin 7
Julie Etchingham 3 (insult!), Isobel Lang 35, Jakki(ng) Degg 31..

The 1 girl missing from the rank is Sally Anne
IcantdoitbecauseofthewayIgottoknowabouther.
(I could cheat and say I knew her (from) before)

There’s 1 birdtch that shouldn’t be
on the wank-rank, C*** McCann.
Oh, Kate’s with a K, is it.

Now, Christine?
You’re only ONE behind.
And there’s only ONE behind like yours.
Yours.

Now, there’s only 1 thing left for me
to do.
Check the forecast of me ONE favourite
weatherbi.. girls.