Auntie Flo’ – Married to Uncle Willy.
Bird-day – Day, dedicated to wankable
bird.
Sometimes mis-spellt as birth-day, which
refers to the day one was born.
Blue 4 U – Used to describe being desperate for
a wank.
Comes from underwear turning blue when really desperate.
Might be replaced earlier than that.
Bum – 2 meanings combined in ONE WordPress
Good Backside.
We, Christine Bleakley and Randy W., have a mutual..etc
The bottom line is that Christine agreed to letting me
pinch her backside, which was a bum deal, butt the ONE
member of the crew which didn’t know about it,
warned Miss Bleakley that ‘he’s behind you!’.
Century – e.g. reached the century on the
wank-rank – 100 points/years etc.
спасибо – Thanks, in Russian.
Has nothing to do with the Russian
invasion; that’s not something to be thankfull
for.
Da llas – Welsh for da lass.
Dick – Auntie Flo’’s Nickname for her hubby Willy.
Doing the Double – Use pads AND tampons.
Double, The – Stand sideways in front of a
mirror, in such a way that guys can see front and back
at the same time/in the same picture.
e.g. exampli gratia, for example.
Used way too much in Wankapedia.
E/W Each Way – Bet where you wager half on
a win, half on comforting yourself.
e.g. Player X to win the World Snooker (Champs);
If he doesn’t, you have a wank left to comfort yourself.
e.g. Player X Evs, Michaela Tabb 1/1.
Most likely @ your place.
Knock Out Cup – Competition in which wankable celebrities
get.. knocked out.
This is NOT why it’s called the knock out cup, though.
It’s got its name from the phrase ‘knocking one out’.
Ties ending 0-0 mean that neither celebrity is in the draw
for the next round.
Lass-ter City – Leicester’s Ladies’ FC.
Live – Not ideal for timing purposes (w*nking), happening
as you see it, like the news or weather forecast.
Period – Specified measurement of time.
e.g. We were stronger in the second period/second half.
Sometimes used between friends, as in ‘that time of the month’.
This may refer to a time which the other party knows.
It may however refer to a time that the other party knows about,
but doesn’t know when.
It might even be referring to a time that the other party does know about,
just didn’t know when but knows now.
e.g. Erm.. it’s my time of the month?!
Like in, NOW!
Point(s)-spread – When knocking it out over, say, Christine Bleakley AND Anita Rani,
they BOTH get a point on the wank-rank, despite it being ONE wank.
When knocking it out over Say, Maddy Savage, the point is ALWAYS
spread; it is added to the NewsRound, BBC, and CBBC tallies.
Pun – Trying to cause confusion DELIBERATELY, by making use
of Words that have more than ONE mean-ing and/or sound alike.
e.g. More is lass.
Also WordPlay.
Punt – Choosing a moment to go over a celebrity, typically on a live
event, e.g. the ONE show, with a risk of focus to change, e.g. to
Mr Co Presenter.
Typically displayed as 5/1 or, as prefered by punters, 1/10,
as the latter displays a greater chance that focus will NOT change or
stay on Christine.
Punter – someone who punts.
Also someone who uses a lot of pun.
Punters Syndrome – Having knocked it out so much, nothing is left to be
knocked out. When ones bank is empty.
Typical of punters having lost too many E/W bets.
Ragtime – Popular horse name.
Also measure of time, e.g. 4 days.
Red Flag – Contrary to popular believe, refering to some event IN PROGRESS.
e.g. A (motor-)racing event in the process of being stopped.
Relative – That’s relative e.g. A celebrity might be wankable
today but not tomorrow.
e.g. Person a might find a celebrity wankable from his
position, while person b might find the SAME celebrity unwankable from his.
Relativity Theory – Same as above, but in theory.
Also, celebs’ handbook of how to be wankable, in theory.
Saxaged/Sexaged – Savaged by fetish, e.g. being peed on severely or exhaustively, e.g.
Golden Bath instead of G Shower.
Also being extremely exhausted, e.g. by continued w*nking.
S-P – Sand Paper, as in really bad T-P (see below).
Although usually used to describe when used on the
soft tissue, it has nothing to do with ‘going with the flo”.
Sperminatortm – Venom to kill sperm.
Used in some Hotels’ bath-tubs.
Before Sperminatortm came on the market,
girls had to use the bath-tub or equivalent first.
Thanks. If spoken audible saying thank you.
e.g. Thanks, that was a top w*nk.
In Russian language:спасибо
Time – Unspecified specified period, as in ‘that time of the
month’; Specified as occurring every month (sigh),
Unspecified as in not specified when EXACTLY.
Also time, as in ‘to time’, decide WHEN to go,
when ‘knocking it out’.
T-P – C below.
Might also refer to Toilet Paper, as opposed to S-P, Sand
Paper.
The Pink – Often used meaning vagina or pussy.
TWB – Full: Top Wanking Bird.
Celeb, or other female, better than ave
to use for wanking (purposes), e.g. look
at, think of.
V-H1/V-H1 Classic – Excellent channel for w*nking purposes.
Also has great music.
Wankable Celebrities – Blog title.
Wankapedia – Dicktionary
wank-bank – the ONE not affected by the credit crunch/recession
wank-rank – rank, as in ranking wankable
celebrities.
It can be found here
wank-sock – sock as in use by wanking.
Same as ordinary sock, e.g. bought in
shop, but not used for its usual purpose.
WoM – Weapon of Menstruation.
Referring to hostage takers, who release female hostages that are
menstruating, due to being scared of, or not knowing how to
handle/deal with ‘that situation’.
So, wherever ya go
Go with yer Auntie Flo’
