Wankable Celebrities











{June 19, 2009}   (3) + 3 times 2

Now, to not getting you confused,
I put it like that; (3) + 3 times 2.
Which translates to 3,222.
If that number looks familiar,
you might have checked the wank-rank
after my Susie Dent & Rachel Riley
double.
I bet there’s a word for that; A number
followed by a number, as many times
as the first number.
The 3 in the example, followed by 3 2’s.
It could’ve bin.. sorry, been a 2 followed
by 2 3’s, but I had toooo many wanks for
that occurring.
It could have been a 4 followed by
4 1’s, and it WILL be, assuming I won’t go
(2) soon.
2 notes: When I put those sign like #&°*¤
in the Blog Title, it was referring 2 TK,
who did.
Also, I keep going on about Christine Bleakley
having the best behind ever, something I don’t
*ssume either!

A suggestion I found in a (new) comment,
on the D) activated post, about adding
so-and-so to the rank.
Christina Milian.
While I was telling her what I saw when looking
@ her, did she sing about..
Did she sing ..getting off, on me..?
Question: How many times did Christina Milian
ask you to get off ‘on me’/her?
Twice.
1’s in the lyrics and 1’s by dressing like that,
including the peek upskirt.
And off he went, watching loads of
V(ideo)H(its)1…

WNAKREPRTYA
Erm.. Wankerparty?
Susie: Erm, no, that’s wankersparty.
When you’d be solo that’s a wank-fest.

Talking of which, maybe I’d send an
e-mail to the BBC, suggesting my great idea
for a new BB-alike programme, where a guy gets
locked up with LOOOAAAADS of BBC/CBBC pressies.
Yep, that’s short for presenters.
Erm.. or R they..?
Anyway, some of they ARE presents.
It’s for Children in Need, so very fitting
that this guy (me?) REEAAALLLY neeeeeeds it.
Well.. THAT!!!
So after w*nking himself dry first, or this
series would have only 1 episode, viewers see
this guy (please let it b ME!!???) getting
more & more aroused, Randy (see, it’s ideal for me!),
and desperate.
There’s loooaaadsss of CeleBBritease who were
set the challenge to have him lose control and
get off on live telly.
If .jiz .. sorry, Riz looks anything like she does
now, I’d suggest that song by Donna Lewis,
I could be the 1.

Finally, Rachel Riley looked more than all-white 2day.
That’s a lot of WordPlay in this post, and if it’s
confusing with all them numbers – Good!
There’s a Word for that, WordPlay, Mayking use of
Words that sound a-like, have more than ONE meaning
and trying to deliberately cause confusion.
It’s Pun.

That bloke uses a lot of WordPlay.
He’s a Pun guy to be with.

Is it pun to say you knocked it out over Queen/Princess
Rania of Jordan on the toilet!, which makes for a
Royal flush?

Now, writing this post kept me from having
a wank over Jiz Lateef.
Oh well, Christine’s life* partly on The 1 Show.
She’s red in the report!
(show us yer bum)

*I could do a live report on a ONE show wank,
although I’d rather have the wank of a live-time**.
Better time it good.

**Although I’d prefer a wank of a life-time even
more!



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