Missed most of the ONE show,
but the ONE thing I caught was
Cerrie Burnell.
She was red hot on Saturday,
and added to me rank.
I have recently added a couple
of new names and although I have
kept no record on it, Shirley that’s
a record?
Kelly Shirley, who I thought already
had a point already, took two on
Sunday and with that, leap-frogged
all the others to win lass week.
I think Louisa Preston won it with 1 point.

The title comes from Queen? Rania of Jordan.
What a Royal Flush-worthy.
I’m certain lass time I knocked it out over
her she was still Princess?
She must be the first Royal I have
gone over in different guises.
Are you a Princess in disguise?
Of course, masturbathing is prohibited
in the Great Nation of Jordan.
I bet there might be some inhabitants doing
it secretly.
Ooohh give away! Royal Flush.

I still need to update the rank as I’m typing
this.
She got 2.
That’s what I thought, when I saw her
on the cover: Hello!
And all my own copy, so if a couple
pages be glued together.. sorry, I mean got
sticky..
Princess Rania 1 Queen Rania 2
Well, she’s achieved 2 rare feats.
1) Outscoring herself
2) I had all 3 over her on the toilet
2 further notes:
Never was a sock involved when knocking it out over
Princess/Queen Rania, and also, what’d be
so special about having all 3 over her in
the same location?

Now, I mentioned that I need to update the rank
still, so that, should you visit now,
you can see how ‘long’ that’d take.

Thought 4 the day: Can I have a w*nk please, Rachel?
Oh, and.. 1 big ONE please.

Your homework for today:
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100 80 15 27 1 7