July 2009
Sonali Gudka 9
Emma Watson 6
Christine Bleakley 5
Rachel Riley 5
Susie Dent 5
Victoria Stillwell 4
Naga Munchetty 3
Louise Surething 3
Kirsten O’Brien 3
Maddy Savage 3
Nikki Sanderson 2
Ellie Crisell 2
Sarah Campbell 2
Babette Einstmann 2
Helen Skelton 1
Susannah Reid 1
Jenni Falconer 1
Jayne Middlemiss 1
My Fave Sign Int. 1
Zoë Ball 1
Louisa Lytton 1
Becky Jago 1
Caroline Flack 1
Kate Humble 1
Kate Silverton 1
Carol Kirkwood 1
Riz Lateef 1
Christine Bleakley 1
Hannah Moffatt 1
Cerrie Burnell 1

Sonali looked amazing yesterday.
If only she’d got a point.
Noticed how she mentioned the last
british WWI veteran, since there is
apparantly erm.. I left Down Under.

As always, well prepared.
She learnt that from Dave Evans..

Louise Surething-Redknapp getting a
hattrick on Sunday.
She’s not only Something for the
Weekend!
Not even for NE day.
ALL of them.
She got to 84 now.
I don’t even feel bed for not going
over Sonali yesterday.
I like her in other ways as well.

Wishing Felipe Massa to get well..

I forgot to mention yesterday
how suggestive that sausage was!
(CBBC)
It said in the report that when
you’re not all that active during
the day, it’d take 3 mins longer
to fall asleep.
So?

3 more minutes thinking of Sonali/
Christine/Ellie Crisell..
Not for w*nking purposes mind!
That’d make you active.
You’d fall asleep ½ way through!
Or would it?
Surely yer body would think that -
I’m not gonna miss out on that!
It’ll make ya sleep better anyway… ?

After Sonali became TWB again,
Ronni Ancon-woman on the ONE show.
Ronni Ancona is best known for..
erm.. was it Smack the Pony?
when she said that ’surely I can’t
have a P in the woods, only
for a toilet being there.
Funny that, when she tore off
some sheets of TP, when she clearly
said P.
Oh, I C.
If you ever auction those sheets
Ronni..

They thought better of that last line -
Here comes the Punny Farth..

Sonali got a hattrick yesterday,
with that shirt with the lips on
it.
Kinda symbolic, as in -
Being a TWB on my next
<Sounfunny>period</Sounfunny>
birthday?
I can Kiss that goodbye!
Her chances increased when I went
over Riz Lateef, since it
had me going only ONcE over Christine,
which, tbf did not do her justice.
Level, again.
Or, perhaps – Level, a gain.
It was the way Christine looked today.
It was somewhere between naughty and
seducing.
I might have had an accident if I hadn’t
gone over Sonali and Riz!!

The thing is, and I wanted to write this
for while, there’s this thing in sport.
MotoGP = Suzy Perri Rossi
F1 = Lewis Hamilton
It seems to be all about just ONE
participant.
So, I thought, I don’t need to feel..
You know, going over Sonali and Christine and
Ellie over a hundred times.

The forum seems to be regularly
visited.
It seems (Mo way) that indeed you now
don’t need to register.
Stillwell need to
fillher up in the code,
as I’m getting looaaadds of spe.. spam
on this blog.
Thank you, akismet!

Ellie’s just been on.
Not her lovely smile.
Now, don’t get me wrong, just hope
it’s nothing serious.
Celebrities are just like us, ya know.
They have private parts lives.

And they make their own ringtones

Well well..
Who the **** is SHE!!???
Nd, be honest, that dog
very nearly got lucky..
I, naturally chose the
by now Well-known remedy for
returning vic-itors to my blog.
I seconded that, after she came in,
put up her hand and said sit.
Told him, period.
And that got a physical reaction.
No.. from me!!
And it was the way she went about it,
not the period.
She’d be some master in S.M.!!
I then saw Louise Nurding, but noticed
that ‘It’s Me Or The Dog’ would be repeated,
and decided Victoria would get another 2,
which should be a record for a debutant.
Needles to say it was Victoria that got
all my attention and not the dog!
And btw, that was NOT some xxx thing you
were watching!
Although.. I can’t blame you for getting that
impression.
Anyway.. who’d blame him?

Just thinking that she’ll be back on
Saturday gets it.. Well-Stiff.

I’ll get her name first,
then update her tally.
Can’t believe it’s her
first three, but that’s
what happens if you present
breakfast in red on a day
Randy gets up early.
Yesterday there was a lass
on the ZDF channel that was
too hot to resist.
Although today I thought that
might be 2DF.
Anyway, I’ll get her name as well.

On countdown I think nobody
thought of this..
328
25 8 7 9 9 1?
9 + 7 = 16
        25 x
        400
9 x 8 = 72
400 – 72 = 328

Sonali’s back on NewsRound..
I put it purposely like that.
Erm.. I wasn’t refering to Sonali’s
back, to make that clear.

I had a mail in my inbox with
no text and no subject.
It wouldn’t have been from that member
of staff from the ONE show with them
TWO.. I refered 2 earlier.. would it?

Seeing Zoë Ball on Family
Fortunes, Christine got only
ONE, but she IS the new,
single, solo TWB.

So, Five things you’d associate
with Ball.

1 Mr Johnny Ball
2 Zoë
3 L & K
4 non-league foot
5 Tennis

5 things you’d ass… Zoë.

1 Ball
2 Wanamaker
3 Salmon
4 Lang
5 Ook!
(On a Xmas card from Holland.)
(Sorry, The Netherlands)

Name something that you
associate with Sanderson.
Erm.. Nikki?
Well done, that’s the number 1
answer!
Erm.. oh.. I was more enquiring
wether you meant Nikki.
Nikki Sanderson and number 1.
My dream!
Has Danny ever seen her pee?
Okay, fake it.
Versatile Nikki, including actress.
When Nikki Sanderson saw the Roll
she acted accordingly.
Name something you associate with
Sanderson.

1 Having a w*nk
2 Kate
3 Ninian
4 Tessa
5 Bury

Okay, so now 5 things you’d asociate
with having a w*nk.

1 Nikki Sanderson
2 Teens
3 Yuk!
4 Socks
5 Bury

Bury?
Yes, w*nkers don’t get cremated -
since they’ll burn in Hell.

Next, 5 things you’d associate
with Bury.

1 Saint Edmund(s)
2 Nikki Sanderson
3 Gigg Lane
4 Betting Scandal
5 Conservative

They still have the same name and play
@ the same ground since they started.
Apparently.

I’m wishing on a Star someone has a script
where she’d be doing a peeing scene.

Now 2 5 thing you’d associate with Tina O’Brien.

1 That time of the month
-Now.. This is a serious question!
I just associate Tina O’Brien
with that time o’ the month, period!
2 Lust
3 Scarlet
4 Ryan Ayr
5 Nikki Sanderson

One more, 5 things to associate with
League Records.

1 Bury FC
2 Bury 4392 1629 1075 1688 6299-6366 -67

3 Download
4 .xls
5 Hereford

Okay, he was close.
But it turned out to be
2 days Labour, not 2
babies.
Now.. first, congrats
Amanda and have a well
deserved vacation/holiday.

Jenni Falconer shared 2
with Jayne Middlemiss and,
switching quickly to C4 my
fave sign interpreter also
got a point.
She even waved @ me today..

Emmmmma Watson got six this
week, on a total of 9(?).
That’s 2/3 of her total tally.
Amazing.
To seasonofthesickle -
She’s now 19 I believe.
BUT SO HOT!!!

Seema Parmar’ll be backed
next week I’m sure.
Yes, I know.
It’s a gadget that enables
you to put parts of Words
onto Words.
Not the Words of God btw.
Just celebrating the amazing
World of WordPress.

That post recently where I kept going
on about how there must be a Word
4 that..
Word, there must be a file extension
4 that.
Doh!
AndThatIsHowItsDone.doh
For all yer – ‘Why didn’t I think
of that’ files.

There’s a WordPress
4 that.
Rachel Riley, although that might be
more like Blimey, and Susie Dent
having their 10th point on the 10th,
in this case July.
There must be a Word also 4 this.
Or that, as I did it in the first
sentence as well.
Using numbers instead of Words, or
WordParts.
But, what am I mentioning this 4 anyway?
I’ve got no ID.
Must be a Word 4 that.
Using letters instead of Words/WordParts.

Or, while watching the ONE show,
there bust.. must b a Word 4 this -
B(O O)BS
Just inspired on a member of their crew.
She’s not got a point, as I’m writing this,
so I just give her a mention.
If that’s not enough, send a pic.
Next thing ya know, she sends loads of
pics, as in: Have yer pick!

There’s all sorts like above’s B(O O)BS.
Like in that poem, LeMans 24.

Or the ONE I used about Christine Bleakley -
Christine agreed to show me her bottom, which was a
bum deal, but I regret it’s behind me now.
Booty-full…

Now.. There must be a name four it.
You know, Won, Drawn & Lost.
There must also be a name for Scored – Conceded.
That’ll be Played and Goal-Difference… ?
Hmmm… Must be a Word for that, using a hyphen
as minus.
Ah, yes..
Now, while on the subject -
Excel 4 all