I thought of giving this post either
ALLMIGHTY or
ALLKNOWING as
a title.
I couldn’t really decide and having both
in the title.. A no-no.

So, I thought of..
Periods.
Of ALL WAYS possible He
had to Choose this way.
Had He sent His Daughter, she’d pointed it
out.
Father, that was a Mistake!
Enlighten Me, Daughter.
Should it have been annually?
Hell no! Ya’d not feel v feminine if it
was only yearly…
No, she was thinking of different ways.
He thought of that, He answered, but
the phrase ‘laying an egg’ had already been
reserved.
Ahem… Did He not think that, since everything the body don’t need goes
either that way or that way, that could also go
that way!?
Ooops…
Now, to God’s defence – the fact that God
knows everything, doesn’t necessarily mean
He thinks of everything!
Or He would have given the lasses an extra tongue, so they needn’t wipe with Sand Paper.
He gave them the dab option though!
And another thing.
Why matrass-size?
He must have thought – Oh well (not!), since yer gonna spend most of that time in bed anyways…
And why at 10? (or younger even)
Surely God doesn’t expect them getting
pregnant at such a young age?
As an aside – God knew most children
wouldn’t be told about the birds and the
bees, so He created a way to have them
find out themselves.
If He had then gone on to think of a girls
equivalent, surely He’d have thought – Hmmm… and that daily?!
He’d have put on some music, He’d just
created, and he found Status Quo were also wondering -
Is there a better way?

And that’s how you girls ended up peeing it out, instead of being p’d off with…
Whoever created it His way.
Time of the month and time… again.
And again…

But, of course, God only had a Sonali