August 2009
Susannah Reid 5
Maddy Savage 4
Leah Gooding 3
JJ Clement 3
Sonali Gudka 3
Rachel Riley 3
Susie Dent 3
Halle Berry 2
Nathalie Imbruglia 2
Kelly Keating 2
Kirsten O’Brien 2
Riz Lateef 2
Lisa Gallagher 2
Lucy Verasamy 2
Angellica Bell 2
Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes 2
Louise Redknapp 1
Keisha Buchanan 1
Liesbeth Staats 1
Grrrl from Milkshake 1
Elisabeth Saary 1
Carol Kirkwood 1
Ellie Harrison 1
Kate Silverton 1
Rani Price 1
Fave sign int 1
Kari Byron 1
Julia Bradbury 1
Anita Rani 1
Laura Tobin 1
Louisa Preston 1
Wendy Hurrèll 1
Laura Dekker 1

Would they have accepted that
word on Countdown
if any contestant would have
cum up with it?
Period also in there.
All parties handled it professionally.

Later I went over Laura.
YES, SAILOROFTHEWICKET, I KNOW
SHE’S THIRTEEN (13) BUT..
Surely, if you are old enough to sail
the seven seas of solo, you are old
enough to be wanked over?!
All the guys in her school do it anyway.
(Guess.)

She’d attract a lot of sharks, unless
she’d do it in between, come back circumcized,
pirated.. and lass but not least, GreenPeace’d
would complain about her peeing in the oceans.
Since she’s 13, no referring to going dutch.
She’ll take care of that herself

Yesterday,

By the way,

sexdata could be made.
Is that a word?
Like in – there’s a lot of
sexdata on the wank-rank..
Erm.. Obviously wanking is no sex,
but that was just an example.

….
A long pause on Countdown
today!
Aahh, Rachel..
Rachel: UR not having a w*nk
R U?
Contestant: Can I have another..

The word I got today was weestain,
but that’s probably wee stain, or even
with a hyphen in there.
Oooh! that was what the contestant
was looking at.
Now, she must have forgotten to wipe,
our Rachel, since she’s good with
numbers, numbers 1 included.
She problably gets T.P..
Well.. otherwise I’m pretty certain the T.P.
gets the ..
Just another item then on the pre..
sorry, Jeff Stelling’s list of Rachel’s
expenses.
All I get to spend on Rachel is a bit of
change.
Erm.. and a new sock.

The expression change probably coming
from times when they spent a bit on a
girl and suggesting a bit of sex in
return.
(yeah, v old-fashioned.)
The girl would then suggest that you
could keep the change.
Later let’s go Dutch was also used.

There was just no resisting
the treat named Sonali on
Sat. And believe me,
I tried hard.
Erm… shouldn’t
you have alSo striked that last
h… part…?
Of course not, <added>SINCE
THAT PART WAS TRUE</added>.
So much, my girlf used it as evidence.
Ooops… Caught?
You can leave that ooops part out btw.
Getting caught doing that is one
thing, but this was Sonali.
@ 5 2 5, with final score being on, I
thought it the perf ect excuse for
knocking one out over Sonali.
She concluded that ‘that was why I
always wanted to tune in to NewsRound’,
and insulted me in that ‘that was why I
was So undemanding…’
Not once, I swear, did she compliment me
on my gooding taste!
Girls.

On Sunday she came in to tell me that
the F1 GP was about to start.
So? (Talking ’bout being demanding..)
I’m not certain if that was genuine or
that she was just hoping to catch me
again.
Especially since she came in again!
@ 5 to 5, with my yoghurt.
Although it might have been Sonali who
reminded her, with what she was wearing.
After all, yoghurt has milk innit.. in it,
hasn’t it?!

Having trouble with my sat set, but
Kari got a chance yesterday.
As with JJ Clement’s middle pages in..
re-use?, I thought that I might use pics
to continue the Kari Byron Challenge.

Have I gone over Leah yet?
Yes more like!
Erm.. yeah, thanx Leah!
(Sorry it took a while)
Although.. the second one
was a bit strange as, when Leah
mentioned the Royal Albert Hall,
I couldn’t help but thinking of
you know who.
She just crossed my mind.
Nothing really visual.
I had Leah to focus on.
Twice.

Jessic-ah Jane Clement also
got 2, only yesterday.
She was in the Daily Star Sunday
I think.
All over the middle pages.
Her, mind.
I prefered the right pages btw,
but you need the left page to
check her name.
Jessica Jane, although Jane Jessic-aaahh
would have been better.. (?)
Well, she got a point per J.

I was a bit upset with meself for
missing NewsRound on Sat.
We got a reminder, remember?!

Yesterday, Sonali looked like
she was behind bars, while today
she was wearing stripes!
What has she done?
Wel.. erm.. she got a point
yesterday.
Went over Maddy in the other
edition.
Sonali, who realized she’d be
only on screen from the top,
had a butterfly on her hanger.
What celebrity would you like to
interview..
Sonali..
First question,
ARE YOU MARRIED??
(The only way you gonna gimme a ring
is via the telephone!!)
You’re gonna give me yer number then..
(1 h0p3 50..)
Shhh Randy. That’s your
password!
Don’t worry, I’ve put spaces in!

Now.. did you see the cell?
Not bed for a prison.
Bed indeed, toilet, TELLY!
Just having a w*nk during NewsRound
while they peek that you haven’t ecaped.
If they’d recognise Sonali/Maddy/Leah they
might join in, mind!
Only one thing missing.
Sonali as a cell-mate.
Lucky her, by the way, as she could
pee right there on the toilet with
you getting to see a thing/getting a peek!
Lucky her.. Did you oversee the
sand paper?

Lisa Gallagher, and straight forecasting
a wet spot.
Erm.. pretty soon!
Is that close enough Lisa?

Lassie Greenwood Hughes.
Are The Eagles gonna avoid a 1,300th
win tomorrow?
Believe me, Lizzie, thinking of you
makes it hard to keep any clean sheets.
I meant of course, any sheets clean.. (?)
Do you know there’s a footy club in
Holland named Go Ahead Eagles?
Did I know there was a club in Liverpool
named Red Rum.. or even Daisy Hill from Bolton..
Daisy.. that’s a tasty name..
In fact Daisy might be the tastiest Hill
since Tas.. Katy Hill.

Konnie Huq.
This is one I prepared earlier, but had I
known it would get up just by looking at you..

Having some problems editing this
morning, I caught the lovely
Lisa Gallagher.
I forecast more points for her.
Oh and.. for her dutch colleague,
something like van in her name.
Gorgeous van Tasty.

Susannah must be close to a hundred,
after today.
For a looooooooooooooooong time the
wank rank was usually the most
viewed, but it was beaten recently,
a couple of times.
In other News, this blog was found
by the search -
do teens wank over celebrities
-
Funny that, it was used 18 times as a search
yesterday.

Susannah’s Reid, I think, is now
second. Or was that Reid Susannah?

Again Up in the title..
Leah was doing some
keepie uppie on NewsRound.
Unfortunately, she didn’t
do some gettie downie.
The first over Kelly Keating
was sheer impulse, the second
was as in I recently refered to
that you need a second really..
I thought to go over Leah in the
6 25 edition but..
The report wasn’t on.. ?

Just to think of Leah’d make it
getting uppie.

Another day, another chance.

Reading somewhere about the 500/1 odds
of Emma Watson NOT baring all.
Looking forward to it.
Emma Watson nude, mind.
As if anyone would fall for an obvious
underag.. underlay.

Lass night a pleasant surprise
by the name of Lizzie ’sorry guys,
I’m not available anymore, but you’d
have guessed that from my brace..
sorry, double surname’ Greenwood-Hughes.
Louise missing out, totalling 5 for
the season, after getting one today.
Can I pleeeaaaasse have a rest now,
Celebs?

About Gillingham deserving to
be in League 1..
Do they?
Didn’t they lose 7 (seven!!) nil (0) to
(2(?)) Shrewsbury?!
So.. there is hope Norwich.
Although.. was this goal really
necessary?
I’d go 4 (for) Norwich 1 (one) Colchester 0
(nil) in the play off final.
Just hope they didn’t score the goal early.
Talking of Swindon (lost 5-0 to Gillingham) -
If they don’t score before they concede another
Five (Milkshake), they have conceded as
many as they have scored.
5252 scored, 5252 conceded.
Must be a name for (4) that.
Repetitive (x2) double (brace).
Brace yourselves comes from getting prepared
twice(?).
But you better ask Susie Dent.
Oh yeah, 1 more thing.
1 more defeat’d be (b) Shrews
1,000th defeat.

Kirsten O’Brien –> Middlesborough
–> Ironopolis
On a day that the new season kicks off,
I wouldn’t expect 223+ at 20:23 hours.
Funny that, just leave the 0 out.
Maddie had 3 yesterday.
Just the thought of Maddy having had a
pee for that report.
Took 45 minutes, that, since girls
pee every 15 mins.
Erm… Randy…
They started when she first had to pee,
then again after 15 mins, then 30.
Erm.. And the one in the shower!
Now, honestly..
I mean, it’s aimed at youngsters, NewsRound,
and they have a subject like this!
So, seasonofthetinkle, let me just recommend
peeing in the shower to V.. erm..
she’s 19.
Sorry.
Let me recommend peeing in the shower
to Selena G, Georgina L and Stephanie from
Stephiblog
Lazytown.
I don’t need to recommend it to me fiancé
I just have to ask.
Although the blog itself
has more to do with the stroke element…
<stroke>,
After the ‘are you mental!?’ 5 yesterday,
I thought today..
But there was Nathalie Umbr..
Imbruglia.
They called her Umbrellastand because of
her surname, but lucky me, I only
need to write it!
In all other situations (I bet) you
call her by her first name…

Prefix oohh..
Several times…
Must be a name for that.
Repetitive prefix…?

It’s that time of the month
August again.
Yes, the footy season kicks
off again on Saturday.
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Today I searched for something
(/) somewhere to convert JavaScript
into a MIDlet.
I then thought I might try and
see if I could learn a bit of that.
Not by the looks of it!
If that was for beginners, then.. ?!

Sonali.
Have you ever noticed how perf ectly
she times it @ the? end