The title is not named after
the giraffe, although..
It’s a mix between Am-elle
from the SugaBabes and Son-ali
from..
I’ve been thinking recently about
(the concept of) ©opyright.
It’s all very confusing, as one
source says you have copyright
just by writing something (I guess
that includes type-writing as well)
while another source says you need to
put the copyright notice under it,
followed by who has (or claims) copyright,
followed by the year(s).
© wankablecelebs.wordpress.com 2007 – 2009
I think the second year is for changing
content, like a blog.
Talking ©opyright – I think SportingLife
might take legal advice wether to sue
twitter, as I came across some twitter page
recently and it looked like their vidiprinter.
They might not own the ©opyright to the
scores, but to the concept, which can be
protected with ©opyright, apparently.
That’s a ©oncept, or perhaps a (c)oncept.
Although the (c) is apparently not valid.
You’d have to make it into a ©irle.
So, I have the ©opyright on this post, as on
all the posts on this blog, which is made
possible by the amazing WordPress.
So it might as well belong to them, as I don’t
own this blog.
But I might, on the other hand, own the rights to
the ©oncept -
The points system, however un-original,
the wank-rank, which sounds very wanky..
I might even own the rights on some wanky lines
or Nick Names!
Rock ‘n’ Roll Dalmation.
Although AC//DC might argue
it is pretty much Rock ‘n’ Roll Damnation!
Weighing only 19 stone wasn’t refering to Anita..
Du-uh! Whole lotta Rosie!
Now.. Some way or another, celebrities decide how to dress.
Some might dress wankable, others might not.
They might use a dress code for it and..
Code is ©opywritable!
They might try to influence the rank, so
that, should I patent this blog formula,
any money made would have to be shared
with loooaads of celebs!
The latest addition the gorgeous Claire
Hug-able, Philicia Rashad.
Who, in her latest role, forgets to knock
and catches someone having a wank.
Oh my.. ! she gasps.
She ends up posing.
For Him Magazine.
No, that’s not a Capital spelling mistake.
She’s posing for God, who decided to come
down to earth, to See for Himself how it
is to be a human.
After He has Finished, Philicia says
to Him that He should have a women’s life
after He Dies.
Unfortunately He is God and Lives Forever.
There would be no menstruation & pregnancy.
Or childbirth.
Or Childbirth even, refering to the Birth
of Jesus.
(Christ!)
Much more painfull than an orgasm.
Just for the record – Philicia refered to
the olden days when they/pads were
mattress size, in an episode of The Cosby Show.
One could claim/own ©opyright on text.
Kate McIntyre bears all, which prompts me
to start..
A concept however needs to be more detailed.
You can’t just say -
Lizzie G-H was sitting on the bathroom
toilet for a ½ hour.
That’s not a concept.
You’d need to add more detail for it
to be a ©oncept, e.g. colour.
So there we find Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes
sitting on the dry toilet seat.
Sure it was dry, she hadn’t been hoovering above
it.
No, she had been sitting on it for the last
half hour.
She was pressing on with it, but still she was only
on page 10.
Yep. She’d come in her to have some pees
& quiet, to read this interesting blog book.
So.. why had she her red pants down?
Would that be enough detail?
Rachel Riley opens the white bathroom door.
The same colour white as the staines on
& underneath the Jakki Degg calendar.
Jakki’s gorgeous, if mostly nude, body
covered with her younger brother’s
admiration.
Oh well, the year was nearly out anyway,
so there’d be a new calendar soon.
She wondered who it would feature this time
around!
Aleesh?
Girls All-out?
Tsa.. All-out.
What was she thinking?!
By now she was sitting on a dry seat,
her red panties down to just above her knees,
her blue skirt covering her bits.
Now, her bowel movements are really,
non of anyone’s business, but as we
need to be detailed in a ©oncept, she
has 1 large and 5 small every day.
Dribble.. dribble.. tearing of 3.5 pieces
of T-P..
Integer numbers enough in life!
She must be finished, as she wipes back
to front, and she’d pee through it if
she hadn’t finished.
Finally, anyone performing a script would
have the rights to their interpretation of it.
Aurora Snow pretending constipation, while
in fact keeping it in for a ½ hour.
She interpreting the finally different from
the director’s, who was happy with that scene.
