To: Melinda
From: Wankers Anonymous Randy

Dear Melinda,
I just had a lovely wank over you
and, believe me, no making fun of
your red top name;
I just genuinely wanted to let you know
personally, hence this message.

You now have 1 point in your ‘account’.
wankablecelebs.wordpress.com/wank-rank/#melindamessenger

Cheers Thanxxx,
Randy