Masturmind: Sonali’s chosen subject

Sonali, your time of your chosen
subject starts…
(sigh…)
NOW!!!
His first ever wank over a college
girl. What was her name?
Regina *******.*
*Censored for privacy reasons.
His best mate at school?
Eric *****.*
*As above.
When he got caught by his mom, who
was he wanking over?
Maureen Flannigan, Out of this World.
What used to be his nick name in
school and why?
Skeleton, because he was so skinny.
During his first visit to London, at
what hotel did he stay?
Blakemore Hotel.
He bought a cd of which north London
band and aboriginee?
That’d be Warm Jets and Rolf Harris.
Where was he stationed while serving
his army duty?
Seedorf, Germany.
What song did really catch his… ear
while there?
Aloha Heja He by Achim Reichel.
What brand is his telly?
LG.
What underwear is he wearing?
Neilsson.
Who did he bump in to at Tower Records?
Björk.
What was the name of that combined
school he went to and where was it?
Gelre Gülick in Echt.
Who used to be his favourite VJ’s on
MTV?
Kicki Berg & Ulrika Ericsson.
What song did he come across while he was
locked up, that got a special meaning?
Tune to the music by Sad… Status Quo.
How did he do at his driving test?
Beep beep beep…

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