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Total Wanks: 3,500
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and counting…(sshhh!)

2009 championship:

1. Christine Bleakley 40
   Sonali Gudka 40
2. Michaela Tabb 39
3. Susannah Reid 27
4. My Fave Sign Girl 26
5. Susie Dent 25
   Rachel Riley 25
6. Helen Skelton 24
7. Maddy Savage 21
8. Anita Rani 20
9. Amanda Hamilton 16
   Kari Byron 16
10. Ellie Crisell 14
    Leah Gooding 14
11. Riz Lateef 12
12. Kirsten O’Brien 10
    Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes 10
13. Carol Kirkwood 8
14. Lisa Gallagher 7
    Seema Parmar 7
15. Emma Watson 6
    Hazel Irvine 6
    Hayley Cutts 6
16. Jenni Falconer 5
    Natalie Imbruglia 5
    Louise Redknapp 5
    Naga Munchetty 5
    Victoria Stillwell 5
17. Hannah Moffat 4
    Kate Silverton 4
    Laura Tobin 4
    Wendy Hurrell 4
    Lucy Verasamy 4
    Aleesh 4
    Gemma Hunt 4
    Julie Etchingham 4
    
    Beth Evans 4
18. Isobel Lang 3
    Carrie Grant 3
    Lilly Allen 3
    Caroline Flack 3
    JJ Clement 3
    Angellica Bell 3
    Cerrie Burnell 3
    Julia Bradbury 3
    Ronni Ancona 3
    Becky Jago 3
19. Edele Lynch 2
    Emma Bunton 2
    Fearne Cotton 2
    The Saturdays 2
    Victoria Hollins 2
    Fiona Bruce 2
    Michaela Strachan 2
    Alice Bhandhukravi 2
    Anthea Turner 2
    Louise Minchin 2
    Queen Rania of Jordan 2
    Jayne Middlemiss 2
    Nikki Sanderson 2
    Sarah Campbell 2
    Babette Einstmann 2
    Halle Berry 2
    Liesbeth Staats 2
    Kelly Keating 2
    Louisa Preston 2
    Sian Williams 2
    Varney? Countdown 2
    Naomi Wilkinson 2
    Emma Crosby 2
    Jaqui Oatley 2
    Helen Hunt 2
20. Georgina Leonidas 1
    Lizzie Taboo 1
    Beth Tweddle 1
    Ulrika Jonsson 1
    Anna Botting 1
    Emma Jensen 1
    Sarah Cawood 1
    Patsy Kensitt 1
    Charlotte Collins 1
    Pauline Collins 1
    Selena Gomez 1
    Thalia Pellegrini 1
    Claudia Winklemann 1
    Kate Allen 1
    Sarah Jayne Mee 1
    Sophie McDonnell 1
    Hannah Spearritt 1
    Sonia Deol 1
    Karen Coulthard 1
    Joanna Gosling 1
    Michelle Bux 1
    Geri Halliwell 1
    Denise Higgins 1
    Ellen MacArthur 1
    Lorena Bianchetti 1
    Konnie Huq 1
    Ioana Olaru 1
    Jo Wheeler 1
    Julie Reinge 1
    Zoë Wanamaker 1
    Amelia Harris 1
    Jan Leeming 1
    Zoë Salmon 1
    Kemi Majeks 1
    Jen Pringle 1
    Hannah Williams 1
    Kate Edmondson 1
    Miranda 1
    Pantea Beigi 1
    Red Girls Silverstone 2009 1
    Zoë Ball 1
    Louisa Lytton 1
    Kate Humble 1
    Keisha Buchanan 1
    Sarah Pennock 1
    New Girl? Milkshake 1
    Elisabeth Saary 1
    Ellie Harrison 1
    Marjon de Hond 1
    Rani Price 1
    Laura Dekker 1
    Cat Deeley 1
    Gabby Logan 1
    Hi 5 Girls 1
    Shilpa Shetty 1
    Martina Hingis 1
    Lene Ångstrøm 1
    Female Cops One Show 1
    Zain Verjee 1
    Pui Fan Lee 1
    Esther Schweins 1
    Amanda Houston 1
    Gillian Joseph 1
    Kate McIntyre 1
    Cheryl Tweedy 1

DISQUALIFIED Kate McCann 1

Past Champions

• 1997 All Saints 9
• 1998 Louise Nurding/Redknapp29
• 1999 Bew*tched 33
• 2000 S Club 33
• 2001 Sara Cawood 41
• 2002 Becky Jago 42
• 2003 Louise Nurding/Redknapp31
• 2004 Girls Aloud 29
• 2005 Girls Aloud 31
• 2006 Fearne Cotton 30
• 2007 Susannah Reid / Ellie Crisell / Helen Skelton 23
• 2008 Sonali Gudka / Christine Bleakley 69
• 2009 ????????

VISITORS’ ALL TIME RANK»Table

AllTime Wank-Rank

1. Christine Bleakley 123
   Sonali Gudka 123
2. Susannah Reid 105
3. Ellie Crisell 104
   

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4. Becky Jago 90
5. Girls Aloud 87
6. Louise Redknapp 86
7. Bew*tched 84
   S Club 7 84
   Nikki Sanderson 84
8. Helen Skelton 81
9. Sarah Cawood 80
10. Tina O’Brien 77
    Kirsten O’brien 77
11. Fearne Cotton 75
12. Holly Valance 72
13. Riz Lateef 58
14. Amanda Hamilton 56
15. Michaela Tabb 55
16. Sugababes 50
17. Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes 43
18. Hazel Irvine 40
19. Emma Ledden 39
    Zoë Ball 36
20. Isobel Lang 35
21. Kate Heavenor 34
22. Laura Jones 33
    Carol Kirkwood 33
23. Suzi Perry 32
    Konnie Huq 32
24. Jakki Degg 31
    Jayne Middlemiss 31
25. Holly Willoughby 30
    Maddy Savage 30
26. Liz Fraser 29
27. Louise Lear 28
28. Zoë Salmon 27
29. Sophie Mmmcdonnell 26
30. My Fave Sign Girl 26
31. Susie Dent 25
    Rachel Riley 25
32. Cat Deeley 24
33. Sandra Bullock 23
    Fiona Bruce 23
34. Sarah Campbell 22
35. Gemma Hunt 21
36. Helen Willets 20
    Michaela Strachan 20
    Louise Minchin 20
    Anita Rani 20
37. Kate Sanderson 19
    Cheeky Girls 19
    Thalia Pellegrini 19
38. Ana Boulter 18
    Nikkala Stott 18
    Vanessa Mae 18
    Sian Williams 18
    Lisa Gallagher 18
39. Natasha Kaplinski 17
    Mohini Sule 17
    Kate Humble 17
    Julia Bradbury 17
40. Natalie Imbruglia 16
    Kari Byron 16
41. Maria Sharapova 14
    Leah Gooding 14
42. Lindsey Lohan 13
43. Anna Kournikova 12
    Danii Minogue 12
    Sarah Campbell 12
    Seema Parmar 12
44. Rachel Horne 11
    Susie Amy 11
    Carrie Grant 11
45. Ronni Ancona 10Julia George 10
    Laura Tobin 10
46. Emma Watson 9
    Ulrika Jonsson 9
    Louisa Preston 9
47. Bangles 8
    Anne Foy 8
48. Claudia Winkelmann 7
    Ellie Harrison 7
    Angellica Bell 7
    Naomi Wilkinson 7
49. Lorena Bianchetti 6
    Wendy Hurrell 6
    Hayley Cutts 6
    Julie Etchingham 6
50. True Blue girls 5 madonna’s vid
    Sue Monroe 5
    Denise Higgins 5
    Jenni Falconer 5
    Naga Munchetti 5
    Victoria Stillwell 5
    Alesha Dixon 5
51. Gail Porter 4
    Sue Thearle 4
    Holly Walsh 4
    Chanelle Hayes 4
    Hannah Moffat 4
    Kate Silverton 4
    Rani Price 4
    Lucy Verasamy 4
    Pui Fan Lee 4
    Beth Evans 4
52. Vitamin C 3
    Geri Halliwell 3
    Nelly Furtado 3
    Mishal Husein 3
    Patricia Murphy 3
    Georgina Leonidas 3
    Ella Williamson 3
    Victoria Hollins 3
    Anthea Turner 3
    Other Sign Girls 3
    Lilly Allen 3
    Queen/Princess Rania of Jordan 3
    Caroline Flack 3
    JJ Clement 3
    Cerrie Burnell 3
53. Martha Jones 2
    Alessandra Ambrosio 2
    Vanessa Hudgens 2
    Helena Lundgreen 2
    Paula Abdul 2
    Evelin Koenig 2
    Emma Bunton 2
    Trinny Woodall 2
    Mel & Kim 2
    The Saturdays 2
    “Helen Skelton” 2
    Alice Bhandhukravi 2
    Babette Einstmann 2
    Halle Berry 2
    Liesbeth Staats 2
    Kelly Keating 2
    Varney Countdown 2
    Emma Crosby 2
    Jaqui Oatley 2
    Helen Hunt 2
54. Lucy Pinder 1
    Nicola Bleakley 1
    Ashley one show 1
    Vicky Layton 1
    Powerlift Girl breakfast 1
    Lieke Van Lexmond 1
    Melanie Browne 1
    Emily Riley 1
    Helen one show 1
    Kim Wilde 1
    Lucy Siegle 1
    Jenna p3 1
    Jaimie Murray 1
    Elsa Pataky 1
    Donna Lewis 1
    Katherine Carpenter 1
    Shirley Manson 1
    Kaye Forster 1
    Rani Price 1
    Gabriela Sabatini 1
    Helen Flanagan 1
    Jacqueline Maguire 1
    Valerie Singleton 1
    Keeley Donovan 1
    Sophie Raworth 1
    Emily Maitlis 1
    Jo Joyner 1
    Amy Gallagher 1
    Lizzie Taboo 1
    Beth Tweddle 1
    Anna Botting 1
    Emma Jensen 1
    Patsy Kensitt 1
    Charlotte Collins 1
    Pauline Collins 1
    Selena Gomez 1
    Kate Allen 1
    Sarah Jayne Mee 1
    Sonia Deol 1
    Karen Coulthard 1
    Joanna Gosling 1
    Michelle Bux 1
    Newsreader 1
    Ellen MacArthur 1
    Ioana Olaru 1
    Jo Wheeler 1
    Julie Reinge 1
    Zoë Wanamaker 1
    Amelia Harris 1
    Jan Leeming 1
    Kemi Majeks 1
    Jen Pringle 1
    Hannah Williams 1
    Kate Edmondson 1
    Miranda 1
    Pantea Beigi 1
    Red Girls Silverstone 2009 1
    Louisa Lytton 1
    Sarah Pennock 1
    Marjon de Hond 1
    New girls? Milkshake 1
    Elisabeth Saary 1
    Laura Dekker 1
    Gabby Logan 1
    Hi 5 Girls 1
    Shilpa Shetty 1
    Martina Hingis 1
    Lene Ångstrøm 1
    Female Cops One Show 1
    Zain Verjee 1
    Esther Schweins 1
    Amanda Houston 1
    Gillian Joseph 1
    Kate McIntyre 1
    Cheryl Tweedy 1

DISQUALIFIED Kate Mccann 3


Makes

1. BBC 1882 sigh..
2. Presenters 1,282
3. CBBC/CBeebies 1029
4. Music 509
5. NewsRound/SportsRound 499
6. Report(er)s 331
7. Magazines/Newspapers 288
8. Weathergirls 259
9. Newsreaders 224
10. Sports 135
11. VH-1 101
12. ART(sm) 80
13. Movies 79
    (C)ITV 79
14. Page *3* 67
15. C4(+1) 61
16. Sexy Referees 59
17. Nutritionists 52
18. Hollywood 45
19. Sky News 41
20. Cin 36
21. Sign Interpreters 29
22. College Girls 18
23. Discovery Channel 16
    Experiments 16
    Myth Buster 16
    Gadget Girls 16
24. Sky News 13
25. Sign. Others 9
    FIVE 9
26. Rai Uno 6
27. Royals 3
    BVN 3
28. Peace Activists 1
    Collateral Motorsport Girls 1
    CNN 1

DISQUALIFIED Former Suspect 3
Neglecting Parent 3
Mother of TWO 3